So You Want the Dirt (Literally) on Your Chicago Property? A Totally Unofficial Guide to Getting a Land Survey
Let's face it, Chicago. You're a city with a rich history, layered like a deep-dish pizza. But unlike that questionable fourth slice you shouldn't have had at 2 am, knowing exactly where your property ends and your neighbor's begins is pretty darn important. That's where a land survey comes in, folks. It's basically the cartographer's equivalent of a prenup for your land.
But First, Why You Need a Survey (Besides Avoiding Backyard Brawls)
- Thinking of building a deck that would make your neighbors weep with envy (in a good way)? A survey ensures you're not accidentally encroaching on their sunbathing territory.
- Planning a pool that would put the public ones to shame? Gotta make sure it fits within the property lines, unless you fancy a visit from the Splash Patrol (not a real thing, but it should be).
- Inheriting grandma's mysterious plot of land that's been shrouded in secrecy since the Great Chicago Fire? A survey will be your map to hidden treasure...or at least show you where the property lines actually are.
Pro Tip: Just because you and your neighbor eyeball it and agree on the property line doesn't hold up in court. Get it on official paper, my friends.
Alright, Alright, How Do I Get This Magical Land Map?
Now that we've established why surveys are basically cooler than deep-dish stuffed with Nutella (debatable, I know), here's how to snag one:
1. Dial Up Your Inner Sherlock Holmes:
- Do some detective work. Check your property deed (probably buried under that commemorative snow globe collection). It might already have a survey attached.
- Hit the history books (or the internet). The City of Chicago might have a record of a previous survey [Maps and Plats - City of Chicago].
2. Calling All the Licensed Land Lookers:
- Time to get in touch with a licensed land surveyor. They're basically the Indiana Jones of property lines, minus the fedora (probably). The Illinois Professional Land Surveyors Association [Illinois Professional Land Surveyors Association] is a good place to start.
- Get quotes! Don't be afraid to shop around. Just remember, the cheapest option might not always be the best when it comes to something as important as property lines.
3. Brace Yourself for a Reality Check:
- Surveys ain't cheap. The cost depends on the size and complexity of your property, but be prepared to spend a few bucks.
- It's not an overnight pizza delivery. Depending on the surveyor's workload, it could take a few weeks to get your final survey.
Bonus Tip: While the surveyor is out there with their fancy equipment, be a good neighbor and offer them a cold drink. They'll appreciate it, and who knows, they might throw in a free measurement of your prized petunias (not a guaranteed service).
So there you have it, folks! Your crash course on getting a land survey in Chicago. Now you can go forth and conquer your property with the knowledge of exactly where it all ends (and begins). Remember, a little planning goes a long way, and a good survey is like a delicious Chicago hot dog - a perfect combination of history, flavor, and knowing exactly what you're getting into.
