So You're Ditching the Trib for a While? Don't Worry, We've All Been There (Probably Not in a Tropical Paradise)
Let's face it, even the most die-hard news junkie needs a break from the daily dose of headlines. Maybe you're finally taking that long-awaited vacation (fancy you!), or perhaps you've decided to live life on the edge and disconnect for a bit (gasp!). Whatever your reason for wanting to put a hold on the Chicago Tribune, fear not, fellow news consumer, there's a way to avoid a paper pile-up on your doorstep.
Hold the Phone (Literally, You Might Need To)
There are two main ways to enact the Great Chicago Tribune Hiatus. Method One: Embrace the Digital Age (If You Dare)
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Channel Your Inner Jedi: Head over to the Chicago Tribune's website, which may or may not require you to navigate a labyrinth of menus (think "A New Hope" but with more subscription options). Look for something along the lines of "Vacation Hold" or "Manage Delivery." May the force be with you!
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Date Night with the Delivery Schedule: You'll likely need to choose a date for your Tribune to return. Think of it as a triumphant homecoming for your news source after its wild adventure in the wilderness of your mailbox. Bold Here's the kicker: the online system might only allow a 30-day hold. But fear not, intrepid adventurer, there's another way!
Calling All Analog Heroes (a.k.a. Phone People)
For those who prefer the classic touch (or simply can't figure out the website), there's always the good old fashioned phone call.
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Dial Up the Trib: Grab your phone (assuming you haven't gone full-on Robinson Crusoe) and dial 1-800-TRIBUNE (1-800-874-2863). Yes, that's an actual number, and yes, the customer service rep might be surprised someone still uses a phone for something other than taking pictures of their avocado toast.
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Operation Paper Blockade: Explain your desire for a vacation hold and mention the duration of your news blackout. Bonus points for using the phrase "Operation Paper Blockade" just to see if they get the reference.
Important Dispatches (Listen Up, You Rebel Without a Newspaper)
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Hold On, Hold On, Not That Long!: The online system might limit you to a 30-day hold, but a friendly chat with a customer service rep can sometimes extend that timeline.
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Lost in the Bermuda Triangle of Bill Dates? Don't worry, your subscription won't be mysteriously cancelled while your Tribune is on hold. Deliveries will resume (and billing too) when your chosen resume date arrives.
So there you have it! With a little Jedi-like maneuvering or a phone call that won't break the bank, you can successfully put a hold on the Chicago Tribune. Now go forth and conquer your vacation (or digital detox), and may the news be ever in your favor...upon your glorious return.
