So, a rogue RV has decided to vacation on your street? Don't fret, fellow Angeleno! We've all been there. Maybe it's got that "lived-in charm" some realtors love, or maybe it's decided your street corner is prime real estate (because, let's face it, finding parking in LA is a competitive sport). Whatever the reason, this unwanted house guest needs to move along.
But First, Coffee (or Something Stronger)
Look, dealing with bureaucracy can be draining. So, grab your favorite caffeinated beverage (or a nice, stiff margarita – no judgement here) and take a deep breath. We're about to navigate the wild world of LA parking enforcement, and a little battle spirit goes a long way.
Calling in the Cavalry (or Parking Patrol, Rather)
There are two main ways to report this rogue RV and get your street back to its (hopefully) parking-spot-filled glory.
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Dial Up the Parking Patrol: The Los Angeles Department of Transportation (LADOT) has a whole team dedicated to parking enforcement. These are your knights in shining armor, ready to vanquish the RV with a ticket (or two, depending on the violation). Call them at (818) 374-4823 or (213) 485-4184. Be prepared to provide the location of the RV and a detailed description – think "beat-up Winnebago with a bumper sticker that reads 'Live, Laugh, Leak Oil.'"
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Download MyLA311: This handy app is basically a hotline to getting stuff done in LA. You can report everything from a rogue RV to a rogue squirrel stealing your breakfast burrito (not recommended, but hey, the app doesn't judge). Download the MyLA311 app and file a complaint under "Vehicle - Stored/Abandoned."
Important Note: If the RV looks abandoned (think dusty windows, overflowing trash cans, and a general vibe of despair), you can also call 1-800-ABANDON (1-800-222-6366). This hotline is specifically for reporting abandoned vehicles.
Now We Wait (and Maybe Snack)
Once you've reported the RV, it's time to settle in for the wait. LADOT will typically investigate the complaint within 72 hours, and then, justice will be served (hopefully in the form of a hefty parking ticket that encourages the RV to relocate).
In the meantime, channel your inner detective. Is there any movement around the RV? Does it have license plates? This intel can be helpful if you need to follow up with LADOT.
Pro Tip: If you're feeling neighborly, you can also chat with the folks around you. Maybe they've seen some activity or have their own RV horror stories to share.
Victory Lap (or Just Regular Parking)
Once the RV has moved on (hopefully with its tail between its legs, or wheels), pat yourself on the back. You've conquered the bureaucratic beast and reclaimed your street! Now you can park your car in peace (or at least fight for a spot with slightly less competition).
