So You Wanna Ditch the Trib for a Trip? A Guide to Chicago Tribune Vacation Holds (Because Stacks of Newspapers on Your Doorstep Scream "Nobody's Home")
Let's face it, folks, there's nothing quite like a vacation. Sun, sand, questionable tourist choices – it's the perfect recipe for relaxation (and maybe a mild sunburn). But here's the thing: while you're off chasing sunsets (or pigeons in the park, no judgment), the Chicago Tribune keeps piling up on your doorstep, creating a very clear message to potential burglars: "This house is unattended, come on in and make yourself a complimentary newspaper hat!"
Fear not, intrepid adventurer! There's a way to keep your home security on point and your conscience clear. Here's your one-stop guide to requesting a vacation hold on your Chicago Tribune subscription, because nobody wants a paper trail leading straight to an empty house.
Hold the Presses! The Two Ways to Halt the Tribune:
There are two main avenues for this newsprint odyssey: the magical world of the internet, and the trusty (and slightly retro) method of phone calls.
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Conquering the Online Realm: The Chicago Tribune website actually has a handy dandy tool for this very purpose. Just head to their subscriber self-service section (because who doesn't love a little self-service on vacation, right?) and find the glorious "vacation hold" option. Bold and underline those keywords, because they're your ticket to vacation bliss. You'll need to provide some info, like the dates of your escape from the daily grind, and then – poof! – your doorstep is Tribune-free.
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Calling in the Cavalry (or Customer Service): If you're more of a "speak to a real person" kind of traveler, fret not! You can always grab your favorite travel mug (filled with coffee, obviously, because who vacations without coffee?), dial 1-800-TRIBUNE, and a friendly customer service representative will be happy to assist you. Just tell them you're embarking on a grand adventure and need to put a hold on your delivery. Easy peasy, vacation squeezy!
Important Side Quests:
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Know Your Return Date: When setting up your vacation hold, be sure you know when you'll be gracing your doorstep with your presence again. The Tribune can only hold your delivery for 30 days online. If your trip extends beyond that, you'll need to call customer service for a longer hold.
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Digital Delivery: Don't Be Left Out of the Loop: Vacation doesn't have to mean missing out on the news entirely. If you have a digital subscription, you can still access the Chicago Tribune online (because who doesn't love catching up on current events while poolside, right?).
So there you have it! With these handy tips, you can ensure your house doesn't become a beacon for burglars with a hankering for headlines. Now get out there, explore the world, and come back with enough stories to fill your own newspaper (metaphorically speaking, of course). Just remember, when you return, that stack of Tribunes waiting for you might make for some interesting reading material – like a time capsule of what happened in the world while you were busy living your best vacation life.
