So You Want to Grace the Pages of the Chicago Tribune (and Maybe Win Your Mom's Undying Approval)? A Not-So-Serious Guide to Sending a Letter to the Editor
Let's face it, folks, there's something undeniably thrilling about seeing your name in print. Especially when it's not on a parking ticket or a strongly worded letter from your gym about overdue membership fees (we've all been there).
The Chicago Tribune, a Chicago institution much like deep dish pizza and questionable hot dog toppings, offers just that opportunity. But before you fire off a passionate screed about the existential crisis of the spork, there are a few things to consider.
First Things First: Friend or Foe? Choosing Your Weapon (er, Letter Type)
The Tribune accepts two main types of written contributions: op-eds and letters to the editor.
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Op-eds (opinion pieces): Think of these as your chance to unleash your inner philosopher king/queen on a relevant topic. Think long and hard-hitting (like a deep dish after a night of celebrating... responsibly, of course). Op-eds are generally longer and require some serious knowledge chops.
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Letters to the editor: Got a hot take on a recent Tribune article? Did they spell "sausage" wrong in the food section? Letters are your chance to politely (or not so politely, depending on your mood) inform them of their journalistic faux pas. Keep it concise and impactful, like a well-timed "you dropped this" to a politician's bad argument.
Pro Tip: Unless you're a renowned architect with groundbreaking ideas on the future of Wrigley Field, stick with letters for now.
Crafting Your Magnum Opus (or at least a letter that won't get rejected)
Now that you've chosen your weapon, it's time to craft your masterpiece. Here are some handy tips:
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Keep it short and sweet. The Tribune isn't exactly known for its expansive letter sections. Aim for under 400 words.
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Proofread like a boss. Typos and grammatical errors are the kryptonite of any aspiring letter writer. Read it aloud, have your grandma read it, recite it to your dog – just make sure it's polished.
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Be clear and concise. Get to the point quickly and avoid rambling. The editors are busy people, and your letter should be easy to understand.
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Be respectful, even if you're disagreeing. It's okay to have a strong opinion, but avoid name-calling and personal attacks.
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Make it relevant. Tie your letter to a recent article or story in the Tribune. Don't write about the existential dread of clowns unless there was a recent Tribune exposé on the ethical implications of clown college.
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Show, don't tell. Use specific examples and anecdotes to back up your claims.
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Humor is your friend! A well-placed joke can make your letter more memorable (and increase your chances of getting published). Just remember, the humor should be relevant and tasteful.
How to Submit Your Literary Gem (without Getting Lost in the Mail Maze)
Gone are the days of snail mail (unless you're going for some serious vintage vibes). The Tribune prefers electronic submissions. Here's how to do it:
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Email your letter to letters@chicagotribune.com.
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Don't attach any fancy documents. Just type your letter directly into the email body.
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Include your full name, city, and state. They won't publish your letter anonymously (sorry, masked vigilante).
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Wait patiently. The Tribune receives a lot of letters, so it may take a while to hear back.
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Don't get discouraged! If your first attempt isn't chosen, keep trying. Refine your writing, pick a new topic, and remember, persistence (and maybe a dash of humor) is key.
So, there you have it! With a little planning, wit, and maybe a sprinkle of Chicago-style flair, you too can see your name in the Chicago Tribune. Now, go forth and write! The world (or at least the greater Chicagoland area) needs your unique perspective.
