How to Watch the Texas Rangers Game: From Die-Hard Fan to Confused Cousin Gary
Ah, the Texas Rangers. Lone Star State heroes, purveyors of dingers and double plays. But you, my friend, might be feeling a little lost in the seventh-inning stretch of confusion. Fear not! This here guide will take you from baseball newbie to a fan ready to salsa dance on the tables (metaphorically, please) after a walk-off win.
So, You Want to Watch the Rangers? Buckle Up!
First things first, there are a few ways to catch the action. We'll break it down like dissecting a perfectly cooked ballpark hot dog (all relish, no onions, that's the only way to fight).
The Hometown Hero Approach: Bally Sports Southwest
This is your classic method, perfect for those residing in Rangers' territory (Texas, Arkansas, Oklahoma, Louisiana, and some parts of New Mexico). Bally Sports Southwest (formerly the FOX Sports GO app) is your golden ticket. Just like that awkward handshake with your uncle Fred, it might take a minute to figure out the new name, but the Rangers goodness will be there.
The "I Cut the Cord" Conundrum: Streaming Services
Cable? Who needs it these days? If you're a streaming samurai, there are options. MLB.TV is your one-stop shop for out-of-market Rangers games, but be warned: there might be blackout restrictions if you're in Texas and the game is local. For those who like a smorgasbord of channels, services like YouTube TV or Hulu + Live TV can also carry Bally Sports Southwest, but make sure you double-check they're in your area (because nobody likes a streaming surprise, like cilantro on your perfectly good tacos).
The "ESPN+ for the Occasional Fan"
This is great for the casual baseball enthusiast, the one who wants to catch a Rangers game here and there. ESPN+ sometimes simulcasts games airing on ESPN or ESPN2, and there might be a select few Rangers games available on the platform itself. But remember, ESPN+ is like that friend who only shows up for the playoffs, so don't expect every game to be there.
The "National Spotlight"
A select few Rangers games get the national treatment, gracing the screens of Apple TV+, FOX, FS1, MLB Network, or Peacock. These are usually marquee matchups, so if you see the Rangers playing on one of these channels, grab some popcorn and settle in for a game that might be on everyone's radar.
Bonus Tip: The Cousin Gary Method
Let's be honest, Cousin Gary might not have the most reliable cable package, and his internet connection might be held together by hope and a prayer. But there's always the tried-and-true method of heading over to his place, strategically positioning yourself near the TV, and offering to, you know, "help out" with the snacks. Just be prepared for some questionable baseball commentary and the occasional coughing fit during a close play.
There You Have It!
Now you, my friend, are equipped to be a Texas Rangers viewing champion. So grab your favorite jersey (bonus points for questionable fashion choices from the 90s), fire up the grill, and get ready to cheer on your boys (or girls, we don't discriminate here) in Arlington!
