Party Like It's 1732: A Guide to Celebrating Washington's Birthday (or is it Presidents' Day?)
Let's be honest, folks. February can be a drag. You've used up all your good intentions for the new year, the weather's frightful (or just boring), and Valentine's Day candy is on clearance. But fear not, for there's a beacon of festivity on the horizon: Washington's Birthday (or Presidents' Day, depending on who you ask).
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This federal holiday, cleverly positioned smack dab between the birthdays of George Washington and Abraham Lincoln, is your chance to unleash your inner patriot (or at least, stock up on discounted mattresses). But how do you celebrate this momentous occasion?
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| How Do People Celebrate Washington's Birthday |
The Traditional Route: Honoring Our Founding Fathers (with a Spoonful of Sugar)
- Channel your inner Martha Stewart: Whip up a batch of cherry pie (Washington's favorite, supposedly). Bonus points for rocking a powdered wig while you bake.
- Hit the history books (for a little while): Learn a quirky fact about Washington or Lincoln! Did you know Washington supposedly had wooden teeth? (Though this is a myth!)
- Stage a reenactment (with pool noodles as swords): Gather your friends and family for a dramatic reading of the Declaration of Independence. (Feel free to add your own creative interpretations.)
The Modern Take: Washington's Birthday for the Millennial and Beyond
- Retail therapy with a presidential twist: Head to the sales with a newfound appreciation for the economic system Washington helped establish. (Just don't blame him for your maxed-out credit card.)
- Binge-watch a historical miniseries (in your PJs): Who needs parades when you have streaming services? Learn about the lives of our Founding Fathers from the comfort of your couch.
- Throw a presidential-themed potluck: Each guest brings a dish inspired by a different president. (Teddy Roosevelt's Rough Rider Chili, anyone?)
Important Note: While enjoying fireworks is a popular tradition on many holidays, it's best to leave the pyrotechnics to the professionals on Washington's Birthday. (Trust us, your neighbors won't appreciate a rogue cherry bomb.)
FAQ: Washington's Birthday Woes Solved!
- How to impress your friends with a Washington fact? Try this: Washington once wrestled a bear. (Mostly a myth, but a fun one!)
- How to avoid an awkward conversation about the name of the holiday? Just smile and nod! (Washington's Birthday or Presidents' Day, it's all about celebrating our nation's history.)
- How to score the best deals on Presidents' Day sales? Do your research beforehand and prioritize needs over wants. (Washington would be fiscally responsible, we're sure.)
- How to explain Washington's wooden teeth to your curious child? Tell them it's a fun story, but not entirely true! (Washington likely had dentures made from various materials.)
- How to make the most of this federal holiday? Relax, have fun, and remember the sacrifices made by those who came before us. (Also, maybe eat some pie.)
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