The Great Face of Washington: Separating Fact from Fiction (with a Dash of Fun)
George Washington. The man, the myth, the...well, the guy on the dollar bill. But have you ever stopped to wonder, exactly what did this Founding Father look like in the flesh? Because let's face it (pun intended), there were no handy dandy Instagrams or Polaroids back in his day.
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In the Absence of Selfies: A Gallery of Artistic Guesswork
Fear not, history buffs! We may not have a selfie of Washington doing the duck face, but we do have a treasure trove of portraits. These paintings are like windows into the past, but with slightly more powdered wigs and less duck lips. The problem? There are a ton of them, and Washington doesn't exactly look the same in each one. Is it just us, or does he seem a little more chipper in the Gilbert Stuart portrait (you know, the one on the dollar bill)? Maybe he just won the Revolutionary War lottery?
Here's the thing: artists back then weren't exactly photocopiers. Sure, they aimed for a likeness, but they also added their own artistic flair. Maybe they accentuated his strong jawline to make him look more presidential, or maybe they toned down his wrinkles to avoid an "ouch, that burn" moment.
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Enter Houdini...er, Houdon! Thankfully, we have more than just paintings. French sculptor Jean-Antoine Houdon actually took a plaster cast of Washington's face in 1785. Talk about an awkward first date! This life mask gives us a much more accurate idea of Washington's features, though it doesn't exactly capture his dazzling smile (dentists weren't exactly a thing back then either).
The Verdict: Washington in All His Glory (Probably)
So, what can we definitively say about Washington's appearance? Well, thanks to a combination of portraits, descriptions from his contemporaries (think of them as the original gossip rag writers), and that handy life mask, we can get a pretty good picture (pun intended, again).
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Here's the lowdown: Washington was a tall drink of water, standing over six feet tall. He had a strong jawline, a prominent nose, and piercing blue-grey eyes. Oh, and don't forget the powdered wig – that was practically a job requirement back then.
Was he the spitting image of the dollar bill portrait? Close, but maybe a touch less rosy-cheeked.
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Did he look exactly like every single painting? Nope, artist liberties and all that.
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But hey, at least we have a pretty good idea!
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FAQs: Unveiling the Mysteries of Washington's Face
How to tell if a portrait of Washington is accurate? Look for details that match written descriptions and the Houdon life mask.
How many portraits of Washington are there? Hundreds! He was a popular guy (even without selfies).
How did Washington feel about sitting for portraits? Not a huge fan. He found it tedious and thought it made him look too old.
How much did the life mask process stink? We can only imagine, but let's just say Washington probably wasn't thrilled.
How cool is it that we can still learn about historical figures through art and artifacts? Pretty darn cool, if you ask us!
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