Conquering the "Road to the Sky": A Not-So-Serious Guide to Driving Up Mount Washington
Ah, Mount Washington. The crown jewel of New Hampshire, home to the world's worst weather (sorry, Everest, you ain't got nothin' on Mount W), and the absolutely thrilling (or terrifying, depending on your perspective) Mount Washington Auto Road. So, you've decided to take your trusty steed (or, you know, rental car) up this legendary path. Buckle up, buttercup, because we're about to get you there... mostly.
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| How Do You Drive Up Mt Washington |
Gearing Up for Greatness (or Avoiding Disaster)
First things first, check the weather. Like, seriously, check it. Mount Washington is notorious for its unpredictable mood swings. One minute you're basking in sunshine, the next you're in a blizzard. https://forecast.weather.gov/MapClick.php?lon=-71.303444&lat=44.270464 Don't be that guy who gets turned around halfway because they showed up in flip-flops and a tank top during a snowstorm. They'll laugh at you... all the way down the mountain (while you huddle for warmth).
Next, make sure your car is up for the climb. Is it a souped-up race car? No? Then that's okay. But if it wheezes going over a speed bump, you might want to reconsider. The Auto Road is steep, and your engine will be working hard. They do offer an emissions check at the base, just in case your car decides to impersonate a smoke machine. Don't worry, it's nothing fancy, they just check to make sure you're not spewing out pollution like a coal-fired power plant.
Finally, pack some snacks. The drive takes about an hour each way, and there are limited options up top (unless you consider overpriced instant noodles "gourmet"). Bring some water too, because thin air can make you thirsty faster than you can say "mountain views."
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Conquering the Beast: Tips for the Ascend (and Descent)
Alright, so you've checked the weather, your car isn't coughing up fumes, and you're armed with enough snacks to feed a small army. Let's do this!
- Take it slow. This ain't a Nascar race. The road is narrow and winding, and there are plenty of places to pull over and enjoy the view (without blocking traffic, of course).
- Use low gear on the way down. This will help your brakes from overheating, which is a recipe for disaster on a steep mountain road. Unless you enjoy the exhilarating (and slightly terrifying) feeling of careening down a mountain in neutral.
- Mind the weather. If things get foggy, pull over and wait for it to clear. Don't be a hero. White-knuckling your way through a pea-soup fog isn't a badge of honor, it's just a bad decision.
Bonus Tip: Be courteous to your fellow road warriors. Nobody likes a brake-checker on a mountain with unpredictable weather.
Reaching the Summit: Victory or "I Should Have Taken the Cog Railway"?
Congratulations! You've made it to the top of Mount Washington! Now, you can bask in the (hopefully) clear views, take a selfie with the "This Car Climbed Mount Washington" bumper sticker you just earned (sold separately, of course), and experience some of the most extreme weather on the planet. Just don't forget to bundle up - it's always much colder at the top than at the base.
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Feeling a bit woozy from the altitude or the questionable food choices you made on the way up? Don't worry, it happens to the best of us. There's a little visitor center at the summit where you can grab a souvenir overpriced oxygen mask (not really, but they do have snacks and drinks).
FAQ: Conquering Mount Washington Like a Boss
How to check the weather conditions before driving up Mount Washington?
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The Mount Washington Auto Road website (https://forecast.weather.gov/MapClick.php?lon=-71.303444&lat=44.270464) has up-to-date weather information.
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How long does it take to drive up Mount Washington?
The drive itself takes about 30 minutes each way, but factor in time for stopping at scenic overlooks and enjoying the summit.
Are there any restrictions on the types of vehicles that can drive up Mount Washington?
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Check the Mount Washington Auto Road website for specific restrictions, but generally, most cars in good working order can make the climb.
What should I pack for a trip up Mount Washington?
Warm clothes (even in summer!), snacks, water, sunglasses, and a camera.
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