They See Me Rollin', They Hatin': How to snag the Chicago Sweeper in RE4 Remake
Let's face it, the Merchant in RE4 Remake is a shrewd businessman. Dude hocks rusty shotguns for the price of a small car. But fear not, treasure hunter! There's a secret weapon so powerful, it'll make Ganado reconsider their career choices. I'm talkin' about the Chicago Sweeper, a submachine gun that turns enemies into chunky salsa.
Now, before you dream of mowing down hordes like a lawnmower on Red Bull, this bad boy ain't exactly lying around. You gotta work for it. So buckle up, cuz here's the lowdown on snagging this beast:
Step 1: Embrace the Grind (or Not, We Don't Judge)
First things first, you gotta beat the game. Not on easy mode, mind you. We're talkin' Professional difficulty. Those Ganado ain't gonna be playing patty-cake anymore. Think lickety-split reflexes, dodging flaming barrels like a matador, and hoarding every single bullet like it's the last on Earth.
But wait, there's more! You gotta snag an A-Rank. That means finishing the game in under 7 hours. Yeah, good luck explaining that to your boss when you call in sick for "extreme zombie slaying practice."
Feeling a little faint? Don't worry, us mere mortals can take solace in New Game Plus. That way, you can blast through with all your fancy upgraded weapons and infinite rocket launcher (because who doesn't love a little overkill?).
Step 2: Patience is a Virtue (Unless You Got Money to Burn)
So you conquered Professional difficulty like a champ (or cheesed it with New Game Plus, no judgement). Now what? Head over to your trusty typewriter. Lo and behold, nestled amongst the ink ribbons, sits the magnificent Chicago Sweeper.
Hold on there, buckaroo! This ain't free. The Merchant wants a cool 50,000 Pesetas. That's a lot of peasant jewelry to hock. But hey, when you gotta melt some Ganado faces, you gotta melt some Ganado faces.
Feeling Fancy? There's also an infinite ammo upgrade for this beast. But that requires fully upgrading the weapon or using a special Exclusive Upgrade Ticket. Those tickets are kinda rare, so good luck finding one (or just become the Merchant's best friend, maybe he'll give you a discount).
So there you have it! With a little elbow grease (or strategic save scumming), you'll be mowing down enemies like a lawnmower on Red Bull with the Chicago Sweeper. Now go forth and dominate those Spanish plagas! Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility (and a serious dent in your wallet).
