The Burning Question: How Far Apart Are Chicago and Psalm? A Deep Dive (Kind Of)
Ah, the internet. A place where you can find out literally anything... or at least get sent down a hilarious rabbit hole trying. Today's expedition? The geographical distance between Chicago and... Psalm.
Hold on, Psalm?
Yep, you read that right. Psalm. Now, for those in the know (and by "in the know" we mean fans of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West), Psalm isn't a city or a state, it's their youngest son. But hey, when you type something into Google with the hopes of planning a weekend getaway, sometimes autocorrect throws you a curveball.
But I Really Want to Know How Far They Are Apart...
Well, buckle up because this is where things get interesting. Since Psalm isn't exactly a bustling metropolis (yet, you never know what that kid's got planned), we can't measure the distance in the traditional miles-or-kilometers sense.
Introducing the Kardashian Unit of Distance (KUD)
Here at the Department of Completely Unnecessary Measurements (DCMU), we propose a new unit: the Kardashian Unit of Distance (KUD). One KUD is equal to the number of times North West has rolled her eyes in a single Instagram post.
Why North West's Eye Rolls?
Simple. Science (not really, but this is the humor section). North West is known for her expressiveness, and those epic eye rolls are a thing of internet legend. We figure the distance between Chicago (her older sister) and Psalm must be measured in some way that reflects their sibling bond, and what better way than the universal language of teenage exasperation?
So, How Many KUDs Apart Are They?
Unfortunately, due to ongoing technical difficulties (namely, the sheer volume of North West content available), an exact KUD measurement is impossible. However, based on our preliminary research (extensive YouTube compilations), we can estimate the distance to be somewhere between:
- 1 KUD: A playful sibling shove.
- 10 KUDs: An argument over who gets the last slice of pizza.
- 50 KUDs: The legendary eye roll that could curdle milk.
There you have it, folks! The mystery of Chicago and Psalm's distance, solved (sort of). Remember, in the ever-evolving world of celebrity siblings, distances are measured in eye rolls and laughter, not miles.
