So You Want to Ditch the Deep Dish for some Encebollado: How Far is Chicago From Ecuador (and Why You Should Probably Fly)
Let's face it, Chicago. You've got your undeniable charm. Deep dish pizza that could feed a small army, that architectural boat tour that makes you feel like you're in a James Bond flick, even that weird bean...thing. But sometimes, a man (or woman, or non-binary friend) just craves a change of scenery. Maybe you're dreaming of strolling along the equator (don't get burnt!), or sinking your toes into the volcanic sands of the Galapagos Islands. Whatever the reason, Ecuador is calling your name. But before you dust off your trusty fedora and head to O'Hare International, there's one burning question:
How Far Exactly is This Ecuadorean Escape?
Well, buckle up, buttercup, because the answer depends on your preferred method of travel.
-
By Plane (Recommended, Unless You're REALLY Fond of Boats): We're talking somewhere in the ballpark of 5,000 kilometers (or 3,100 miles). That's a good chunk of change for your frequent flyer miles, but think of the bragging rights! "Oh yeah, I just popped down to Ecuador for the weekend. No biggie."
-
By Car (Not Recommended, Dude. Not at All): Let's just say this would be one epic road trip. You'd be crossing continents, my friend! And while the Pan-American Highway is a thing, it also involves a whole lot of countries, questionable road conditions, and the distinct possibility of ending up in a Quentin Tarantino movie by mistake.
-
By Boat (Again, Not Recommended, Unless You're Actually Aiming for a Jules Verne Novel): Sure, it's possible to sail from Chicago to Ecuador. But unless you're a salty sea dog with a serious case of wanderlust (and a whole lot of time on your hands), this is probably not the most practical option. Think pirates, scurvy, and a healthy dose of "what were we thinking?"
So, the Bottom Line is... Fly.
Seriously, it'll save you time, your sanity, and potentially your life (unless you're terrified of airplanes, in which case, maybe consider a nice staycation in Wisconsin?). Besides, think of all the delicious Ecuadorean food you can conquer once you land. Encebollado for breakfast? Why not! Fresh ceviche for lunch? Absolutely! And don't even get me started on the chocolate...
Now, quit reading this and get booking! Your taste buds (and Instagram feed) will thank you.
