So You Want to Visit the Pyramids... But How Far Exactly is "Far"?
Ever looked at a picture of the Sphinx and thought, "Man, I'd love to solve some ancient riddles while staring into those mysterious eyes?" Or maybe basking by the Nile with a gloriously awkward tan sounds like your perfect vacation? Well, hold on to your pharaoh hats, because before you can say "King Tut," there's one crucial question to answer:
Just how far is Egypt from Chicago?
Further than a Pharaoh's Funeral Procession (and way less dusty)
Let's be honest, folks, Egypt isn't exactly down the street. We're talking about a transatlantic adventure, a hop, skip, and a jump across the entire continent of Africa. You're not popping over for a quick pyramid scheme presentation (although that would be a hilarious movie plot).
Think of it this way: the distance between Chicago and Cairo is roughly the same as:
- Bowling 375 consecutive strikes (highly unlikely, even for the most enthusiastic bowler)
- Throwing a boomerang to Australia and somehow having it come back (seriously, that's some serious boomerang fu)
- Running 6 marathons back-to-back (good luck, and don't forget the sunscreen!)
But Fear Not, intrepid Traveler!
Modern marvels like airplanes exist for a reason! While it might not be a quick jaunt, with a little planning, you can be sipping sweet hibiscus tea on the banks of the Nile in no time.
Bonus Tip: Stock up on some cheesy mummy jokes for the flight. They're guaranteed to get a groan from your fellow passengers, and that's practically a hieroglyph for a good time, right?
