Houston, We Have a Geographical Problem: How Far From the Equator is This Barbecue Paradise?
Ah, Houston. Home to rodeos, real big hair, and some of the most delicious barbecue this side of the Mississippi (or maybe even the whole world, don't @ me, Carolina). But there's one thing Houston isn't exactly known for: balmy beaches and equator-scorching heat. That begs the question...
Just How Far North Did They Stick Houston Anyway?
Slap on your ten-gallon hat and fire up the smoker, because Houston sits a cool 2,056.45 miles (or 3,309.53 kilometers) north of the equator. That's farther than a plate piled high with brisket is wide (and let's be honest, those plates in Houston are wide).
In other words, you won't be needing a passport to visit the North Pole anytime soon. But fear not, heat-seekers! Texas summers can still pack a punch, so you can ditch the parka and break out the sunscreen.
The Great Debate: Is This a Bug or a Feature?
Now, some folks might look at that distance and say, "Well, that's a shame! No equator equals no perpetual sunshine." But hold your horses (or should we say, hold your longhorns?). Here's the upside:
- Four distinct seasons: Unlike our equator-hugging friends who are stuck in perpetual summer (don't they get bored?), Houston gets to experience the magic of spring, summer, fall, and even a sprinkle of winter (though it usually makes a cameo and then scurries back to Mexico).
- No need to constantly reapply sunscreen: Sure, you'll still need it in the summer, but at least you can give your skin a break for a few months.
- The perfect excuse to rock a cowboy hat: Because let's face it, a cowboy hat just feels a tad out of place on the beach. But in Houston? It's practically a fashion staple.
So there you have it, folks. Houston might not be the equator's BFF, but that doesn't mean it's not a fantastic city with its own unique brand of charm (and ridiculously good barbecue). Just remember to pack your boots, your appetite, and maybe a light jacket for those surprise chilly days.
💡 This page may contain affiliate links — we may earn a small commission at no extra cost to you.
