You and Houston: A Tale of Two Cities (and a Whole Lotta Miles)
So, you're itching to ditch the tumbleweeds in Portales, New Mexico and hit the bright lights of Houston, Texas. Hold your horses (or should we say, roadrunners?) because we've got a question that needs answerin' before you blast off with Beyoncé blaring in your car. How far exactly is this trek?
Buckle Up, Buttercup, It's a Long Haul
Let's not sugarcoat it, folks. This ain't a quick jaunt to the neighbor's for a cup of sugar. Houston is farther than your average alien abduction (and hopefully less dramatic). We're talkin' over 600 miles depending on your route.
Translation: You'll be spending some quality time with your car's upholstery.
But Hey, Every Journey Begins with a Single Gas Station Burrito
Look at the bright side! This trip is a chance to:
- Belt out bad karaoke without anyone judging (except maybe that cow grazing by the side of the road).
- Play a never-ending game of "I Spy" with all the weird roadside attractions you'll encounter (world's largest ball of twine, anyone?).
- Test your bladder capacity at gas stations with questionable hygiene standards.
Road Trip Essentials: More Than Just Snacks (But Definitely Pack Snacks)
Here's what you'll need to conquer the highway between Portales and Houston:
- A playlist longer than a Texas summer.
- Enough snacks to feed a small army. Think beef jerky, trail mix, and questionable gas station burritos (we warned you!).
- An audiobook or podcast collection to keep you company when the scenery gets repetitive.
- Comfortable shoes. Because trust us, after a while, even the softest car seat starts to feel like a medieval torture device.
- A co-pilot who can navigate and share the dubious gas station bathroom experiences.
Houston, Here We Come (Eventually)!
With a little preparation and a lot of cheesy roadside attractions, you'll conquer this road trip and be struttin' your stuff in Houston in no time. Just remember, the miles may be long, but the memories (and questionable gas station snacks) will last a lifetime!
