You and Russia: Closer Than You Think (Unless You're in LA)
Let's face it, geography wasn't exactly everyone's favorite subject in school. But fear not, trivia-thirsty adventurer, because today we're tackling the burning question: how far is Russia from Los Angeles?
For those of you who slept through ninth-grade world maps (or were too busy mastering the art of the spitball), Russia and Los Angeles are on opposite sides of the globe. Think pancakes and maple syrup versus caviar and blinis. That kind of opposite.
The Great Divide: Miles, Meters, and Maybe Madness
Now, how far apart are these two titans of, well, very different things? Buckle up, because we're about to get mathematical. There are two main ways to measure this distance:
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As the crow flies (or in this case, the Siberian crane soars): This fancy term basically means a straight shot, ignoring mountains, oceans, and grumpy polar bears. And that distance, my friends, is a whopping 6,070 miles (or 9,769 kilometers). That's farther than you can throw a vodka bottle...trust me.
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Road trip anyone?: Unfortunately, there's no scenic route that takes you from Venice Beach to Red Square. You'd have to hop on a plane for that.
So, You Want to Visit Russia?
If you're itching to experience the wonders of Russia (think onion domes, ballet, and borscht), fear not! Flights from LAX to Moscow take around 12 hours, which is basically the perfect amount of time to catch up on your Dostoevsky or learn a few key phrases like "nyet" (no) and "spasibo" (thank you).
But Wait, There's More!
Here are some fun facts to impress your friends (or at least sound fancy at your next trivia night):
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The distance between LA and Russia is roughly the same as the width of Canada. So basically, you could fit two Russias in Canada, with room leftover for maple syrup.
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If you tried to walk from LA to Russia, it would take you about five years. Assuming you could somehow avoid the Bering Strait, wild animals, and lack of decent wifi.
Final Thoughts
So, there you have it! The answer to the age-old question (or at least the question you just Googled) of how far away Russia is from Los Angeles. Remember, folks, distance makes the heart grow fonder. But maybe also consider packing some warm clothes for your trip.
