So You Want to Gobble Your Way to Turkey, But How Far Exactly is That Delicious Journey?
Let's face it, Chicago. You've got deep dish pizza piled high enough to rival the Sears Tower (RIP), hot dog stands slinging wieners like nobody's business, and enough Italian beef to feed a small army. But sometimes, a man (or woman, or non-binary friend) just craves a good ol' fashioned kebab.
But Here's the Sticky Situation: Turkey, the country not the Thanksgiving centerpiece, isn't exactly down the street. In fact, it's further away than your chances of scoring a last-minute reservation at Alinea.
Breaking Down the Bird-be-Gone Distance:
- As the Crow Flies (or Rather, the Turkey Gobbles): We're talking a wing-flapping marathon of over 5,700 miles (9,300 kilometers). That's enough distance to make even the most seasoned traveler gobble up a lifetime supply of airplane peanuts.
- Road Trip? Not Quite: Unless you've got a DeLorean with a flux capacitor strapped on, driving is out of the question. Plus, gas prices these days are about as high as a turkey on Thanksgiving.
Fear Not, Fellow Foodie! There's Hope Yet!
Modern marvels like airplanes can whisk you away to Istanbul in a jiffy (well, a relatively jiffy). Pack your stretchy pants, because between Turkish delights, flaky baklava, and mountains of fresh dolmas, you're in for a feast!
Bonus Round: Fun Facts for the Frequent Flyer
- Did you know that Istanbul straddles two continents? Europe and Asia meet right there, folks. Talk about a cultural smorgasbord!
- While you're there, brush up on your bargaining skills. The Grand Bazaar is a shopper's paradise, but be prepared to haggle like a pro.
The Final Gobbling Gedanke:
So, there you have it. Turkey may be a world away from Chicago, but with a little planning and some serious wanderlust, that delicious adventure is well within reach. Just remember, pack light (those Turkish rugs are tempting!), and loosen your belt – you're in for a culinary ride!
