You're Saying You Want to Fly a Deep-Fried Bird Across the Atlantic? Hold My Lone Star Beer!
Ever looked at a Thanksgiving turkey and thought, "Man, I'd love to take this bad boy on an adventure!"? Well, if that adventure involves yeeting said turkey across the Atlantic Ocean and landing it smack dab in the middle of Turkey (the country, not the delicious centerpiece), then you've got yourself a question that requires some geographical gumshoeing.
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Spoiler Alert: It's a Long Walk (or Rather, Flight)
Because let's face it, folks, Houston, Texas, and Turkey are about as close as your grandma is to understanding that new Snapchat filter you're using. We're talking thousands of miles here, enough to make even the most seasoned traveler need a nap (and maybe a new passport, depending on how ambitious your turkey-smuggling plans are).
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The Technical Mumbo Jumbo (For Those Who Fancy Themselves Globe-Trotting Gobbler Geographers):
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We're talking about a distance of roughly 10,317 kilometers (or 6,409 miles). That's farther than you can throw a wishbone, folks. Imagine stuffing your Thanksgiving turkey into a catapult and aiming it across the Atlantic. Yeah, not happening.
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But Wait, There's More! (Because We Know You Didn't Actually Want to Catapult a Turkey)
If you're looking to get your gobble on in the actual country of Turkey, here are some slightly more realistic options:
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- Catch a plane: Buckle up, butterball! This is the fastest way to get your turkey-loving self to Turkey. We're talking about 15-ish hours of airplane movie marathons and questionable airline snacks.
- Channel your inner Lewis and Clark: Now, this option is for the truly adventurous (and slightly insane). We're talking boats, camels, maybe even a hot air balloon if you're feeling fancy. Just remember, this journey might take a while longer than your average grocery store run.
Bottom Line:
There's a reason your Thanksgiving turkey usually stays put on the table. Getting it to Turkey (the country) is a feat worthy of Odysseus himself. But hey, if you're up for the challenge, more power to you. Just don't forget the cranberry sauce!
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