How Does Dallas Tackle Running Backs? About As Well As We Tackle This Here Buffet Line!
Ah yes, the Dallas Cowboys' run defense. A topic that brings both cheers and, well, a whole lot of tears to the eyes of Cowboys fans. Buckle up, because this wild ride is about to get bumpy (just like the running lanes opposing teams find against our defense).
The Numbers Don't Lie, But They Sure Do Cry
Let's not sugarcoat it. Dallas stopping the run is about as likely as Jerry Jones wearing a turtleneck. They consistently rank near the bottom of the league in rushing yards allowed. Opposing running backs practically skip through our defense like it's a conga line, leaving our poor linebackers looking lost and tackles with the tackling form of a confused newborn giraffe.
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So, What's the Deal?
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There are two main culprits getting tossed around like a hot potato: scheme and size. Some folks blame the scheme, saying the Cowboys use a "light box" approach, which basically means they focus on stopping the pass and leave big ol' holes up front for running backs to exploit. Imagine a buffet line, but instead of delicious food, there's just…empty space. Others point the finger at a lack of size. Micah Parsons is a beast, no doubt, but he can't be everywhere at once. The rest of the linebacking crew, bless their hearts, might struggle to hold back a determined running back with the power of a runaway bulldozer.
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A glimmer of hope (maybe?)
There have been some signs of improvement! Last week, the Cowboys actually showed a pulse against the run. Maybe they hired some gazelles to coach tackling? Maybe they finally realized that stuffing their faces with nachos at halftime wasn't the best pre-game strategy? Who knows! Here's to hoping this is a sign of things to come, but until then...we'll just keep refreshing the stats page and wincing.
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In Conclusion: We Need Answers, Jerry!
So, how is Dallas against the run? Well, let's just say they provide more running lanes than a Texas freeway. Here's hoping the offseason brings some serious defensive line reinforcements, because right now, our run defense is about as effective as a screen door on a submarine.
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