The Houston Texans Run Defense: From Doormat to Delight (and Back Again...Maybe?)
How's the Houston Texans run defense doing, you ask? Well, that depends on whether you're looking at a dusty old history book, a highlight reel from last season, or if you accidentally wandered into a portal to a parallel universe where tackling is optional.
From Laughably Bad to Surprisingly Boss: A Texans Tale
Let's rewind to last season. The Texans' run defense was about as effective as a chocolate teapot stopping a runaway bus. Opposing running backs practically waltzed through gaping holes, racking up yards like it was going out of style. We're talking historically bad, folks. Like, "featured on blooper reels" bad.
But then came the offseason! New coach, DeMeco Ryans, struts in with a plan and a whole lotta defensive magic. Suddenly, the Texans' run defense transformed from a sieve to a brick wall. They shut down running games tighter than a politician's smile after getting caught with their hand in the cookie jar. They went from worst in the league to, get this, one of the absolute best.
So, Are They Still Run-Stuffing Champions?
Well, that's where things get a little...iffy. There have been some questionable moments this season, like that time they forgot how to tackle against the Colts (seriously, what was in the water that night?). It seems their defensive mojo might be on a little vacation.
Is this a sign of a crumbling empire? Have they lost their secret tackling formula? Or maybe they're just taking a strategic nap before the playoffs? Only time will tell, folks.
One thing's for sure: The Houston Texans' run defense is a rollercoaster ride. You never quite know what you're gonna get, but hey, that keeps things interesting, right?
So buckle up, Texans fans! This run defense might leave you scratching your head, but it definitely won't leave you bored.
