Houston in March: A Tale of Two Seasons (and Maybe a Hurricane... Hopefully Not)
Ah, Houston in March. A time of year that can leave you scratching your head and wondering, "What season is this, again?" Buckle up, buttercup, because we're about to take a hilarious rollercoaster ride through the unpredictable weather wonderland that is Houston in the springtime.
Sunshine or Showers? You Pick (Maybe)
March in Houston is a bit like a fickle friend. One minute you're basking in glorious sunshine, the next you're dodging rogue raindrops the size of quarters. The average temperature hovers around a pleasant 74°F (23°C) during the day, but don't be fooled. A cool breeze can roll in and make you wish you'd packed a light jacket (unless, of course, you're from up north, in which case you'll be basking in this "tropical paradise").
Rain? Oh, you bet there's rain. Houston gets a fair share of showers in March, averaging around 81 mm (don't worry, that's not nearly enough to float your car away... yet). But hey, at least the rain helps wash away all that pollen that's making your allergies do the Macarena.
Spring Has Sprung (and So Have the... Shudder... Mosquitoes)
March is when Houston finally decides to shed its winter coat (if it ever wore one in the first place) and embrace the joys of spring. The trees erupt in a vibrant display of green, and the flowers start putting on a show that would make even Martha Stewart jealous. But with all this beauty comes a dark side: mosquitoes. Yes, those bloodthirsty little buggers emerge from their slumber, ready to feast on your unsuspecting ankles. So, lather up on the insect repellent, folks, unless you want to look like you lost a fight with a pack of hungry polka-dots.
The Wildcard: Surprise Thunderstorms (and Maybe Even a Hurricane... But Probably Not)
Just when you think you've got the Houston weather figured out, BAM! A thunderstorm rolls in, complete with a light show that would put any disco ball to shame. These storms can be short and sweet, or they can linger for hours, leaving you wondering if Noah might be building an ark just down the street.
And then there's the ever-present threat of a hurricane. Now, March isn't peak hurricane season in Houston (that dubious honor belongs to late summer and fall), but hey, you never know what Mother Nature has up her sleeve. So, it's always a good idea to have a hurricane preparedness plan in place, just in case.
But hey, don't let the unpredictable weather scare you away! Houston in March is still a fun time. Just pack an umbrella, a light jacket, some bug spray, and maybe a raincoat that doubles as a flotation device (just kidding... mostly).
