How Long Have the Houston Texans Been Around? A Hilarious History (Kind Of)
Ah, the Houston Texans. A team that brings excitement, confusion (sometimes about their own uniforms), and a whole lot of "JJ Watt did WHAT?" moments. But how long have these gridiron gunslingers been around, exactly? Buckle up, because this dive into Texans history is about to get more thrilling than a Deshaun Watson highlight reel (allegedly).
From Oilers to Orbit: The Not-So-Ancient History of Houston Football
Let's be honest, Texans fans. Your team is practically an infant compared to the NFL's grizzled veterans like the Green Bay Packers. The Texans are the league's youngest franchise, arriving on the scene in 2002. That means they weren't around to witness the glory days of the run-and-shoot offense, or the heartbreak of ... well, let's be honest, there's been a lot of heartbreak for Texans fans.
But hey, at least you weren't saddled with the existential crisis of your team packing up and moving to Tennessee, right? (Sorry Titans fans, that one was too easy).
Growing Pains, Epic Wins, and the Quest for the Lombardi Trophy (Maybe)
The Texans' early years were a rollercoaster ride that would make even the most seasoned carnival attendee queasy. There were some truly epic wins, like their inaugural season victory over the Dallas Cowboys (talk about a statement!). But there were also enough losses to make even the most optimistic fan question the laws of physics (how can one team fumble SO much?).
The J.J. Watt Era: A Beacon of Hope (and Sacks)
Then came J.J. Watt. A defensive force so dominant, he could have his own zip code. Watt's arrival ushered in a period of respectability for the Texans. They were finally a team that could strike fear into the hearts of opposing quarterbacks (and offensive linemen...seriously, Watt was a menace).
The Future is Bright (Hopefully)
So, how long have the Houston Texans been around? Not that long in the grand scheme of the NFL. But hey, they're young, hungry, and have a passionate fanbase (even if they do occasionally call for the coach's head after a bad outing). With the right mix of talent and, ahem, a little less fumbling, the Texans could be a force to be reckoned with for years to come.
Just don't expect them to dethrone the Patriots as the league's resident "dark horse" anytime soon. Bill Belichick probably has them listed as a "medium threat" in his binder of NFL domination.
