The Great Windy City to Jersey's Humble Abode: How Long Does This Flight Take, Anyway?
So, you're itching to escape the bean breath of Chicago's deep dish adventures and the never-ending lake wind for the... ahem equally exciting sights of Newark, New Jersey. Hey, no judgement here! Maybe you have family there who make a mean bowl of Taylor Ham, or perhaps you just fancy a change of scenery (even if that scenery involves industrial parks). Whatever your reason, you're probably wondering: how long does this flight take?
Well, buckle up, buttercup, because the answer is both thrilling and suspenseful (or maybe just depends on what entertainment system the plane has).
The Speedy Gonzales: Nonstop Flights That Have You Saying "Exit Newark" Faster Than You Can Say "Portillo's Hot Dog)
Bless the aviation gods for the existence of nonstop flights. These bad boys can whisk you from Chicago's O'Hare (or Midway, if you're feeling adventurous) to Newark Liberty International in a flash, usually around 2 to 2.5 hours. That's quicker than scarfing down a deep dish and forgetting you ever ordered a salad.
The Plot Thickens: Flights with a Layover (Where the Adventure Really Begins...Kind Of)
Ah, the layover. A chance to stretch your legs, maybe grab a questionable airport Cinnabon, and scope out potential in-flight seatmates (although, for your sake, let's hope that adventure stays firmly in the realm of fantasy). Layovers can add anywhere from a couple of hours to a whole day to your travel time, depending on the cruel whims of the airline gods.
Pro Tip: If you do end up with a layover, look at it as a bonus vacation! Explore a new terminal, pretend you're a spy on a secret mission, or write the next great American novel on your cocktail napkin. The possibilities are endless (or at least they are until your next connecting flight starts boarding).
The Bottom Line: Buckle Up and Get Ready for a Jersey (Hopefully) Welcome
No matter how long your flight takes, there's one thing for sure: you'll eventually touch down in Newark. Now, whether you're greeted by the sweet smell of airplane peanuts or the not-so-sweet aroma of...well, Newark... is a whole other story. But hey, that's all part of the adventure, right?
So, pack your patience, your sense of humor, and maybe a noise-cancelling headset (just in case), and get ready to conquer the skies!
