You and I, D.C.: Conquering the Skies from Houston (Without Getting Stuck in Coach)
Ah, the allure of D.C.! Monuments, museums, and enough power suits to make you feel underdressed in your pajamas (because, let's be real, that's what most of us wear at home). But before you can elbow your way into a selfie with the Lincoln Memorial, there's that pesky little hurdle: the flight from Houston.
How long does this avian adventure take, you ask? Buckle up, buttercup, because it depends!
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The Speedy Gonzales: Non-stop flights - These bad boys can whip you from Houston to D.C. in a flash, clocking in at around 3 glorious hours. Perfect if you have the attention span of a goldfish and need to beeline straight to the Smithsonian gift shop.
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The Scenic Route (with a Twist): Flights with layovers - Now, we all know layovers can be a drag. Stuck in an airport purgatory, watching people with questionable fashion choices. But fear not, weary traveler! With a layover, you can snag a cheap-ish (keywords: cheap-ish) ticket and maybe even score some bonus sightseeing in another city. Think of it as a two-for-one deal! Just avoid the airport Cinnabon; your taste buds (and your wallet) will thank you.
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The Great HOU-DINI (terrible pun, I know): Super long layovers - Listen, sometimes life throws you a curveball. Maybe you like airplane food (weird, but hey, no judgment). Or perhaps you're the social butterfly type who thrives on chit-chat with random strangers in ill-fitting khakis. Whatever the reason, if you end up on a flight with a layover longer than your uncle's Thanksgiving stories, embrace it! See it as an opportunity to explore a new airport, maybe even write the next great American novel. Just be sure to pack a good book (and maybe some noise-canceling headphones for that guy with the kazoo collection).
The moral of the story? There's a Houston-to-D.C. flight out there for everyone, no matter your budget, attention span, or tolerance for questionable airport food. So, dust off your walking shoes, pack your selfie stick (because, let's be honest, you're going to use it), and get ready to conquer the skies!
P.S. Don't forget to check flight comparison sites before you book. A little research can save you a bundle, which means more money for souvenirs (or that Cinnabon you secretly crave).