Jinkx Monsoon: Chicago Caper Continues! fishy queens and windy city dreams
Hey gurl, have you heard? Miss Monsoon is sashayin' back to the Windy City, honey! That's right, the one and only Jinkx Monsoon, the double-crowned queen of RuPaul's Drag Race, is gracing the stage of the Ambassador Theatre once again. But darlings, this return engagement is shorter than a Mimi Imfurst runway walk, so listen up!
Is Jinkx Moving to Chicago? Hold Your Applause (For Now)
Now, before you all pack your sequined suitcases and book flights to Chicago, let's pump the brakes a sec. Jinkx isn't exactly becoming a permanent resident (although wouldn't that be a gag?). This is a limited engagement, honey. Mark your calendars and dust off your jazz hands, because Jinkx will be slaying the role of Matron "Mama" Morton for a whopping two weeks only. That's right, from June 27th to July 12th, 2024, Chicago better prepare for a monsoon of glamour (get it?).
Why the Short Stopover, Jinkx? Don't Leave Us Hanging!
Well, we can only speculate, but here are some juicy theories:
- Mama Needs a Vacation: Maybe Jinkx just needs a break from all that jailhouse hustle. Girl gotta unwind after belting out "When You're Good to Mama" eight times a week, right?
- Top Secret Squirrel Friends Project: Is Jinkx secretly plotting world domination with a coven of Chicago squirrels? We wouldn't put it past this delightfully devious queen.
- She's Working on a New Snatch Game Character: Jinkx might be prepping for a legendary All Stars return, and Chicago is her training ground for a killer new impersonation. Just a hunch!
Whatever the reason, this limited engagement is a golden opportunity to see Jinkx Monsoon absolutely werk the stage. So Chicago queens (and those willing to make the pilgrimage), don't miss your chance to witness drag royalty in action!
P.S. Who knows, maybe if we shower Jinkx with enough love and jazz hands, she'll extend her stay. Wink wink nudge nudge.
