The Great Armenian Census Caper: How Many Armenians Can Fit in a Fog Bank?
Ah, San Francisco. City of sourdough, cable cars, and...a thriving Armenian community! But just how thriving? That's a question that's foggier than a Karl the Fog sighting in July.
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The Census Struggle: Counting Sheep is Easier (Especially in San Francisco)
The official numbers, according to the 2021 census, say there are around 2,700 Armenians chilling in San Francisco. But here's the thing: filling out those census forms is about as exciting as watching paint dry. So, are we to believe everyone's grandma who makes the best baklava in the entire Bay Area remembered to tick the "Armenian" box? Not likely.
Community Whispers: The Real Number Might Surprise You (Maybe)
Head down to Yerevan Bakery in Richmond District and ask any gossiping auntie. They'll tell you the real number is closer to a secret family recipe – closely guarded and ten times the official estimate. Then there's the theory that Armenians simply blend in so well with their love of strong coffee and good conversation, they become practically invisible to the census takers.
The truth? Probably somewhere in between. San Francisco's Armenian community is vibrant, with churches, social clubs, and enough delicious restaurants to feed a small army (vegetarian options available, because hummus is practically the national dish at this point).
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So, How Many Armenians Are There REALLY?
Honestly, your guess is as good as mine. Maybe one day a rogue census taker will get trapped in a festival of dolma tastings and never make it back, finally throwing the official numbers into glorious disarray. Until then, we'll have to rely on the warmth of the community, the aroma of freshly baked lavash, and the knowledge that San Francisco's Armenian population is for sure big enough to throw one heck of a dance party.
FAQ: You Asked, We (Kind Of) Answered
How to find the Armenian community in San Francisco?
Head to the Richmond District! Look for the smell of grilling meats and the sounds of lively conversations – you'll find them there.
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How to speak Armenian?
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Start with "Barev!" (Hello) and work your way up from there. Bonus points for mastering the art of the dramatic eyebrow raise.
How to find the best Armenian food in San Francisco?
Tip: Rest your eyes, then continue.
That's a matter of fierce debate. But we recommend trying a few different spots and letting your taste buds decide the winner.
How to properly enjoy Armenian coffee?
Strong, thick, and preferably accompanied by good company and even better conversation.
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How to join the Armenian dance party?
Just show up with an empty stomach and a willingness to move. They'll teach you the steps (and probably feed you dolma in the process).
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