The Great San Francisco Bike Census: A Somewhat Serious Investigation
Ah, San Francisco. City of sourdough, fog horns, and...bicycles? That's right, bikes are about as ubiquitous here as cable cars and claims of having "seen a celebrity once." But just how many bikes are there, zipping through the Golden Gate Park panhandle or precariously parked next to a burrito stand? We may never know the exact answer, but fear not, intrepid data enthusiast (or perhaps just someone curious about two-wheeled transportation), for we shall embark on a whimsical journey to estimate the number of bikes in San Francisco!
Counting Cranks by the Bay: Our Methodology (Kind Of)
Since physically counting every single bike would be a tad ambitious (and possibly lead to accusations of stalking cyclists), we'll employ a multi-pronged approach, fueled by copious amounts of sourdough and local craft beer (for research purposes, of course).
QuickTip: Don’t rush through examples.
- Automated Bike Counters: These high-tech marvels click away merrily as cyclists zoom past, giving us a glimpse into daily ridership. Spoiler alert: it's a lot of bikes! In 2019 alone, these counters clocked over 10.8 million cyclists. But wait! Does that count each bike once, or every time it passes a counter? The mystery deepens!
- The Bay Wheels Bonanza: San Francisco's very own bike-sharing program boasts a fleet of over 7,000 bicycles. That's a sizeable chunk of change, or should we say, a sizeable chunk of handlebars!
The Great Backyard Bike Bonanza (Unofficial Survey)
Let's not forget the hidden world of personal bikes! We propose a completely unscientific (but undeniably fun) survey: look out your window and count the bikes you see. Tally them up, send them to us (just kidding, please don't flood our inbox with bike counts), and feel free to add a bonus point for any particularly interesting bikes, like a unicycle or a flower-bedecked tandem.
QuickTip: Stop scrolling, read carefully here.
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The Verdict: A Bike-tastic Conclusion
QuickTip: Focus more on the ‘how’ than the ‘what’.
So, after all this effort, what is the answer? The truth is, it's a fuzzy number, somewhere between a whole lot and a whole lot more. But that's okay! The important takeaway is that San Francisco is a city that embraces cycling.
But hey, don't worry, we won't leave you hanging. Here's a highly subjective and totally unofficial estimate: There are probably enough bikes in San Francisco to create a human-powered Golden Gate Bridge...if said bridge were made entirely of bicycles (and very strong people).
QuickTip: Skim first, then reread for depth.
Bonus! How-To Bike Like a San Franciscan
Feeling inspired to join the two-wheeled revolution? Here are some quick tips:
- How to climb those hills? Gears, my friend, gears! And maybe a good playlist to distract you from the burn.
- How to avoid getting tangled with a cable car? Simple, don't go near cable car tracks. Seems obvious, but hey, safety first!
- How to perfect the San Francisco bike lane merge? It's a dance, a delicate ballet of hand signals and assertive confidence. You'll get the hang of it.
- How to find the best bike parking? Look for designated bike racks, or get creative (but avoid blocking pedestrian walkways).
- How to accessorize your bike for maximum San Francisco points? A basket overflowing with sourdough bread is a classic touch.
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