The Burning Question: How Many Space Critters Did Houston Catch This Week?
Hey there, germ detectives and fellow paranoia enthusiasts! You know what keeps me up at night? Not that creepy clown down the street (although let's be real, that dude's suspect). No, what truly sends shivers down my spine is the million-dollar question: How many cases of the ol' COVID-19 are floating around Houston this week?
Now, before you reach for the hazmat suit, hold on a sec. We're gonna get to the bottom of this, with a dash of humor (because let's face it, sometimes laughter is the best medicine... next to actual medicine, of course).
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Here's the TL;DR:
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- We don't have the latest numbers (because apparently, even viruses need a weekend break). The most recent data we have is chilling out on a Thursday, which, let's be honest, feels like a lifetime ago in the COVID-verse.
- But fear not, intrepid data detectives! There are a few trusty resources we can consult:
- The Harris County COVID-19 Data Hub ([search Harris County COVID data hub]). Now, this one's a bit like a choose-your-own-adventure novel, with fancy graphs and charts. You gotta dig a little, but the good stuff is in there.
- Local news outlets like the Houston Chronicle ([search Houston Chronicle COVID data]) are also on the case, tracking those pesky positive tests.
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So, what can we expect?
Honestly, it's a guessing game at this point. Maybe the space flu aliens decided to take a vacation to another planet. Maybe everyone in Houston finally mastered the art of social distancing while perfecting their sourdough starter skills (hey, it happens!).
The Official Verdict: We'll Know Soon Enough
Until the latest numbers drop, stay tuned, folks! In the meantime, wash your hands, avoid suspicious clowns, and maybe stock up on some extra laughter. That, and maybe some hand sanitizer. Laughter might not kill all the germs, but it sure beats freaking out.
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