Dallas 2023: A Summer So Hot, You Could Fry an Egg on Your Head (Without a Pan)
Ah, Dallas in 2023. A year that will be etched in the memory of locals not for its stunning museums or delicious Tex-Mex, but for its monumental heat. We're talking temperatures that could melt the soul of a snowman, turn your car into a personal sauna, and make even the most die-hard iced tea drinker question their life choices.
So, how hot did it actually get? Buckle up, buttercup, because we're about to dive into the fiery depths of Dallas' 2023 summer.
The Numbers Don't Lie (But They Might Make You Sweat)
The National Weather Service, those intrepid weather warriors, have documented this fiery saga for posterity. Brace yourselves, because the number of days Dallas basked in the glory (or should we say, misery) of 100 degrees or higher is a whopping 55. Yes, you read that right. 55 days. That's practically two months of sweating through your clothes just walking to the mailbox.
Now, some folks might think, "55 days? That's not so bad." To those people, I say this: Have you ever tried to sleep in a room that feels like a giant hair dryer? Have you ever seen a sidewalk shimmer like a mirage? Have you ever attempted to hold a conversation and all that comes out is a hoarse croak because your vocal cords are dehydrated? Yeah, thought not.
Not Just Hot, We're Talking Record-Breaking Hot (Almost)
While 55 days is nothing to sneeze at (unless you're allergic to heatstroke), it doesn't quite steal the crown for the most scorching Dallas summer ever. That dubious honor belongs to the infernal inferno of 1980, which saw a staggering 71 days above 100 degrees. But hey, silver linings, right? At least we didn't quite reach that level of fiery fury.
So, What Did We Learn?
Well, a few things. First, Dallas summers are no joke. Invest in some good air conditioning, a giant vat of iced tea, and maybe a kiddie pool for your backyard. Second, never underestimate the power of a well-placed shade tree. Third, if you see a tourist in flip-flops and shorts in July, point them in the direction of the nearest ice cream shop – they'll need it.
Here's to hoping Dallas cools it down a notch (or ten) next summer. In the meantime, stay hydrated, folks, and remember: misery loves company, so come on down to Dallas – we've got plenty to share! (Although, maybe not the heat.)
