Dallas 2023: A Summer of Sizzle, Sweat, and Probably Some Steaks on the Barbeque
Ah, Dallas in 2023. A year where the sun decided to take up permanent residence and the thermostat became a decorative relic on the wall. You know things are rough when the ice cream truck driver starts offering free popsicles with every purchase...just to keep the little ones from melting.
But hey, at least you could cook your breakfast sausage on the sidewalk, right?
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So, the burning question (get it? Burning?) on everyone's minds: just how hot did it actually get?
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| How Many Days Has It Been Over 100 In Dallas 2023 |
Buckle Up, Buttercup, Because Here Come the Numbers (with a Twist)
According to the folks at the National Weather Service, Dallas saw a scorching 55 days where the temperature climbed over 100 degrees Fahrenheit in 2023. That's right, folks, 55 days! That's more than two months of feeling like you're living inside a giant hairdryer.
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Now, some folks might be impressed by that number. They might say, "Wow, 55 days is a lot!" To those people, I say...bless your naive little hearts. Because for us Dallasites, 55 days of 100-degree weather is practically a cool front.
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Fun Facts That May or May Not Be Entirely True
- The official bird of Dallas in 2023 wasn't the blue jay, it was the sweat droplet.
- Local swimming pools were renamed "Urban Oases" and admission prices skyrocketed.
- The only things hotter than the temperature were the deals on sunscreen.
- The saying "It's not the heat, it's the humidity" was banned from polite conversation. It was simply too cruel.
A Toast to Survival (with Non-Alcoholic Beverages, Because Let's Be Honest, We're All Dehydrated)
Here's to surviving another Dallas summer! We made it through the sweat, the scorching sidewalks, and the never-ending air conditioning bills. We emerged stronger, tanner, and maybe a little bit saltier. But hey, at least we have a good story to tell (and maybe a newfound appreciation for air conditioning).
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