Houston Heat Wave: How Many Days of Blazing Sun?
Brace yourselves, Houstonites... You might need to trade your boots for oven mitts, because things are getting spicy!
For the past scorching hot (emphasis on scorching) 8 days, Houston has been experiencing temperatures that would make a fire-breathing dragon sweat. That's right, we're talking about a sweltering streak of days where the mercury has climbed way past the 100-degree mark.
Hold on to your hats (or should we say, dip them in a vat of cool ranch?) because this heat wave is still going strong! We're not sure if it's the work of a rogue jalapeno or just Mother Nature cranking up the thermostat, but Houston is officially hotter than a habanero pepper on a hot tin roof.
But hey, chin up, Houston! At least you can enjoy some unique perks like:
- Free sidewalk eggs! Just crack one open and fry it up on that sizzling pavement.
- Self-cleaning cars! No need for a car wash when the sun can bake away all that grime.
- A natural blowdryer! Who needs an appliance when you've got the sun's scorching rays to whip your hair into shape?
Alright, alright, so maybe those perks aren't exactly ideal. But hey, we can't deny Houston's resilience. You folks are tough as nails (or perhaps that should be tough as sun-baked bricks?). So crank up the AC, fire up the hydrators, and hang in there! This heat wave might be a doozy, but us Texans know how to weather any storm, even a scorching hot one.
