Houston 2022: Hold My Beer... (Because It's Probably Hot Enough to Heat One)
Ah, Houston. The city of space cowboys, sizzling fajitas, and apparently, a strong dislike for temperatures below 100 degrees Fahrenheit. But hey, at least you can wear shorts year-round, right?
Now, you might be wondering, just how hot did it get in H-Town in 2022? Buckle up, buttercup, because we're about to dive into the fiery depths of that question.
The Great Houston Sauna of 2022
Here's the thing: Houston isn't exactly known for being shy about its heat. But 2022? That year decided to crank the thermostat to MAX. We're talking about days so hot, the sun looked down and said, "Dude, dial it back a notch."
So, how many days did Houston spend basking in triple-digit glory? Drumroll please... a scorching 22! That's right, folks. Enough heat to roast a whole side of beef (and maybe melt the grill in the process).
Not-So-Fun Facts
- Second Place, But Still Feeling the Burn: While 22 days is nothing to sneeze at, it doesn't quite steal the crown. The record-holder for most 100-degree days in Houston is 2011, with a sizzling 46 days. Ouch.
- The Heat is On (and On, and On): We weren't kidding about the consistency. At one point, Houston experienced a brutal 23-day streak of 100-degree temperatures. Air conditioners were weeping, and pool floats were starting to unionize.
Houston: We Still Love You (Even When You're a Furnace)
Look, Houston, we love your vibrant culture, delicious food scene, and, well, maybe even your slightly-above-average fondness for extreme heat. But hey, at least you have all those tasty popsicles to keep you cool, right?
Here's to hoping 2024 gives your air conditioners a bit of a break. But hey, if not, at least you've got a head start on pre-heating the Thanksgiving turkey.
