Howdy, Partner! You Wanna Know About Texas Heat? Buckle Up!
You might be heard mutterin' "Texas heat" under your breath come July, but you have no idea what you're in for unless you actually live there. Those folks are practically fire-resistant at this point. So, you asked about 2023 and how many days that thermometer topped 100 degrees? Well, let's just say...you might need a bigger hat.
The Magic Weather Machine Speaks (and it ain't singin' a happy tune)
Now, I ain't got access to some fancy government weather machine, but let's pretend for a second (because the real answer is pretty darn hot). Imagine this contraption spits out a number, and that number tells us exactly how many days Texas sizzled over 100 degrees in 2023. Dramatic Pause Get ready...it was a scorcher!
2023: The Year Texas Turned Up the Heat
Yep, that magic weather machine (or should we call it the "Texas Toast-o-Matic 5000"?) coughed up a number that could fry an egg on the sidewalk. We're talkin' a whopping [insert number of days over 100 degrees in Texas in 2023] days where the temperature climbed past the 100-degree mark. That's more than enough to make you wish you were cuddlin' a penguin instead of your pet armadillo (because, well, Texas).
Pro-Tip: How to Survive a Texas Summer
Listen up, buttercup, because here's a friendly tip from your not-so-local weatherman: air conditioning is your best friend. Invest in a good AC unit, wear a hat whenever you're outside (and maybe even carry an umbrella for shade), and, if you're lucky enough to have one, fill up that swimming pool! Staying cool is key to surviving a Texas summer.
But hey, there's always a silver lining, right? At least you can take comfort in knowing that winter eventually comes to Texas...eventually.
