The New York Draft Riots: When Things Went From "Draft Me" to "Draft Dodging... With Violence!"
Ah, the Civil War. A time of brother against brother, technological advancements in weaponry (sadly, not in riot control), and... surprisingly deadly draft dodging? Yes, you read that right. The New York Draft Riots of 1863 were a wild week-long party (except, you know, with a lot less glitter and way more death) sparked by frustrations over the Civil War draft.
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| How Many Died In The New York Draft Riots |
So, How Many Folks Ended Up as Unpaid Ghostbusters?
This is where things get a little murky. Officially, the body count sits at a tidy 119. But hey, counting dead people in a citywide brawl is like counting pigeons in Times Square – not exactly an exact science. There are whispers of numbers as high as 2,000, but those estimates are about as reliable as a politician's promise.
Why the Big Fuss About the Draft?
Well, for starters, the draft was pretty darn random. It was like a demonic game of roulette, except instead of losing a few bucks, you lost your life. Wealthy folks could buy their way out with a cool $300 (which was a lot of dough back then), but for poor immigrants, especially the Irish who made up a large chunk of New York's working class, that was like asking them to cough up a unicorn.
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Then there was the whole slavery thing. The Irish weren't exactly fans of being forced to fight for a cause that freed slaves, while many of them still weren't even citizens themselves. Talk about adding insult to injury!
And Then Things Took a Turn for the Worse...
What started as protests against the draft quickly morphed into a full-blown riot buffet. Buildings went up in flames faster than you can say "arson," and African Americans, who were exempt from the draft, became unfortunate targets for the mob's misplaced anger.
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It took the arrival of battle-hardened troops fresh off the Gettysburg battlefield to finally quell the violence. Let's just say those guys weren't in the mood for messing around.
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Draft Riot Fun Facts (Because Apparently Everything Needs Fun Facts)
- The riots were so bad, they actually helped the Confederacy's morale. That's like accidentally giving your rival the winning lottery ticket.
- The riots led to reforms in the New York City Police Department. Let's just hope their training included "how to deal with angry mobs wielding pitchforks."
How To Avoid a Draft Riot in Your Neighborhood (Disclaimer: Mostly Jokes)
How to avoid getting drafted? Stay in school, kids! Education is the best defense against cannon fodder duty.
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How to deal with angry mobs? Distract them with a particularly catchy sea shanty. Seriously though, probably best to just stay indoors and hope for the best.
How to tell if a riot is brewing? If your neighbor starts stockpiling torches and pitchforks, that's a pretty good sign things are about to get messy.
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How to survive a riot? Keep your head down, run like the wind, and maybe wear a really good disguise (think giant fake mustache and Groucho Marx glasses).
How to forget about the horrors of the New York Draft Riots? Retail therapy! But seriously, there are many great books and documentaries on the topic if you'd like to learn more (the educational kind of forgetting, not the retail therapy kind).
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