How Many Episodes of Dallas? Buckle Up, Buttercup, It's a Texas-Sized Tale
You might think counting episodes of a TV show is about as thrilling as watching paint dry. But hold your horses, pilgrim, because when it comes to Dallas, the answer isn't as simple as a two-step. This Ewing family saga is more twisty-turny than a rattlesnake on a hot tin roof (mixed metaphors? We don't care, honey, this is Dallas!).
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The Original Gunslingers: 14 Seasons, 357 Episodes, and a Whole Lotta Sue Ellen's Shoulder Pads
That's right, folks, the original Dallas, which ran from 1978 to 1991, packed a whopping 357 episodes into its fourteen seasons. We're talking enough drama to fill a swimming pool with J.R.'s scheming sweat (and let's be honest, there was a lot).
Tip: Don’t just scroll to the end — the middle counts too.
Now, you might be thinking, "357? That's a mighty fine number for a show about Texas oil." Well, hold onto your Stetsons, because there's more to this story than meets the eye.
Tip: Make mental notes as you go.
The Ewing Family Reunion: Did the Dream Season Really Happen?
Die-hard Dallas fans know all about the infamous "Dream Season". After Bobby Ewing's dramatic demise in season nine (because who needs a shower scene when you can get shot in the parking lot?), he reappeared in the next season alive and well. The whole thing was explained as a dream Pam had. But was it? Was it not?
QuickTip: Read a little, pause, then continue.
This whopper of a twist added another 13 episodes to the official count, but some fans (like Bobby, maybe?) refuse to acknowledge this dream-like detour. So, depending on your loyalty to reality (or Pam's subconscious), the episode count can vary.
Tip: Slow down when you hit important details.
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The Return of the Ewings: The Reboot Rides In (But Does Anyone Care?)
In 2012, a new generation of Ewings (and their problems) sashayed onto the screen for another three seasons. This time, the drama revolved around John Ross Ewing III, J.R.'s conniving son (like father, like son, right?).
While the reboot garnered some fans, it never quite captured the magic of the original. Still, for the completionists out there, the new Dallas adds another 40 episodes to the grand total.
So, the grand tally? Depending on your stance on the dream season, we're looking at either 370 or 383 episodes. That's a lot of Southfork, a lot of scheming, and a whole lotta Sue Ellen screaming J.R.'s name.
But hey, that's Dallas for you. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a sudden urge to rewatch the "Who shot J.R.?" cliffhanger. Just for fun, of course.
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