Ewing Math: A Soap Opera of Sibling Suppositions
Ah, Dallas. The land of scheming oil tycoons, glamorous shoulder pads, and a family tree that could rival a redwood forest for sheer complexity. But one question has plagued viewers since the days of flocked wallpaper and perm-tastic hair: just how many Ewing brothers were there? Buckle up, partner, because we're about to untangle this mess, unraveling the Ewing sibling saga with a healthy dose of humor.
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The Ewing Boys: A Headcount Extravaganza
First off, let's establish the core Ewing crew. We've got the iconic J.R. Ewing (played by the unforgettable Larry Hagman), the scheming oil baron with a smile that could curdle milk. Then there's his ever-moral younger brother, Bobby Ewing (brought to life by Patrick Duffy), the voice of reason amidst the Ewing family chaos. Easy enough, right? Not so fast, pilgrim!
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Hold Your Horses! Enter Gary Ewing (played by Ted Shackelford and briefly David Ackroyd). Yes, there was a third Ewing brother – for a hot minute. Gary was the wild card, the one who showed up, stirred things up with his charm and good looks, then vanished faster than a Gucci bag at a garage sale. Was he a figment of Miss Ellie's fabulous mane? A dream Bobby had after a particularly potent batch of Pam's pie? The world may never know (although, some internet sleuths believe Gary's exit had something to do with contract disputes, but that's a story for another day).
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But Wait, There's More! The Half-Brother Twist. Let's not forget Ray Krebbs (played by Steve Kanaly), the product of Jock Ewing's World War II fling. Ray may not have shared the Ewing blood (officially), but he sure shared their taste for drama and double-dealing.
So, How Many Ewing Brothers Are We Talking About Here?
Now, for the big reveal. Grab your Stetson and hold onto your Stetson: there were either 2, 3, or 4 Ewing brothers, depending on how you choose to count (and your tolerance for Gary's fleeting appearances).
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- Team Two: If you subscribe to the "Gary Who?" school of thought, then J.R. and Bobby are your main men.
- Team Three: For those who acknowledge Gary's brief stint in Southfork, then the count bumps up to three.
- Team Four: And if you're feeling inclusive (and maybe a touch bewildered), then Ray Krebbs gets a seat at the Ewing brother brunch table, bringing the total to a whopping four.
The Moral of the Story?
Honestly, who can say for sure? The writers of Dallas probably invented new Ewing siblings on their lunch break. The important thing is, the Ewing family drama was so juicy, so full of backstabbing and boardroom brawls, that the exact number of brothers barely even matters.
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So, the next time you find yourself reminiscing about the good ol' days of Dallas, raise a metaphorical glass to the Ewing boys (or was it four boys, or maybe just two depending on how you see it) – a reminder that family can be messy, complicated, and undeniably entertaining, especially when there's a fortune in Texas tea at stake.
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