The Great Drake Dig: Unveiling the Mystery of the Missing Floors (and Maybe a Ghost or Two)
Ah, the Drake Hotel, Chicago. A beacon of luxury on the Magnificent Mile, whispering tales of old-Hollywood glamour and high-society soirees. But there's a burning question that plagues even the most seasoned Chicagoan (or curious tourist): just how many floors does this grand dame hold?
Conspiracy Theories and Elevator Enigmas
Some say it's 10, a perfectly respectable number for a historic hotel. Others swear they've glimpsed a mischievous glint in the bellhop's eye as he mentions the "exclusive 27th floor," reserved for, well, let's just say the vertically gifted (or perhaps vertically challenged, depending on your outlook).
We Tried Counting, But Physics Got Weird
We, your intrepid investigative team (armed with nothing but a thirst for knowledge and a slightly unhealthy obsession with elevators), decided to get to the bottom of this, or rather, the top. We donned our metaphorical deerstalker hats and ventured forth.
- Elevator Escapades: Punching in every button (including the much-rumored "secret" one hidden behind a strategically placed potted fern) yielded...nada. Just the standard hotel floors. Disappointing, but not deterred.
- Stairwell Safari: We bravely ventured into the stairwell, our flashlights casting eerie shadows on the fire escape signs. Alas, the doors leading upwards were firmly locked. Was this a security measure, or a cunning ploy to keep us from the truth?
A Brush with the Paranormal (Maybe)
Just as we were about to call it quits, a bloodcurdling shriek echoed through the stairwell. We scrambled back, hearts pounding, only to find...a housekeeping cart overflowing with plush bathrobes? Relief washed over us, tinged with a hint of disappointment. No ghosts here, folks, just overzealous laundry service.
The Shocking Truth (or Lack Thereof)
Here's what we discovered, dear reader: The Drake Hotel is a master of illusion. The official answer is 10 floors. But there's a undeniable whiff of mystery in the air. Perhaps there are hidden service floors, or maybe it's a clever optical trick that makes the building appear taller than it is.
The Verdict: We're Still Counting
The truth, like a perfectly chilled martini at the Palm Court, remains elusive. But that's the beauty of the Drake Hotel. It's a place where stories unfold, and a little healthy dose of mystery never hurts. So next time you find yourself gazing up at the grand facade, remember, the number of floors might just be a figment of your imagination (or a cleverly concealed ghost).
P.S. If anyone has intel on that "exclusive 27th floor," we're all ears (and possibly a little peckish for some room service).
