Houston: A Football Fiesta...If You Know Where to Look
Ah, Houston! The city of space cowboys, sizzling barbecue, and...uh...confusion over how many football teams they actually have? Don't worry, folks, we've all been there. You see a highlight reel, hear the roar of the crowd, and suddenly you're googling "Houston football" like your life depends on it.
The Big Leagues: Where Texas Takes the Field
Let's clear the air first. Houston boasts one, bold and beautiful NFL team: the Houston Texans. They're a force to be reckoned with in their sleek blue uniforms, bringing the thunder (or at least a really enthusiastic squeak) to NRG Stadium.
But Wait, There's More! (Except There Isn't, Really)
Now, you might be thinking, "Isn't there another Houston football team named after a delicious, deep-fried pastry?" Nope! That was the Houston Oilers, who tragically migrated to Tennessee in the 90s, leaving a heartbreaking void (and a serious hankering for jalapeño poppers) in their wake.
College Capers: Where Griffins and Owls Take Flight
Fear not, football fanatics! Houston has the collegiate scene covered. The University of Houston Cougars and the Rice University Owls face off in the annual Bayou Bucket Classic, a heated rivalry that's been going strong since the days of typewriters and rotary phones.
So, How Many Football Teams Does Houston REALLY Have?
Here's the official tally:
- NFL: 1 (The glorious Houston Texans!)
- College: 2 (The claw-some Cougars and the wise Owls)
- Deep-fried Pastry Teams: 0 (Sorry, Oilers fans, gotta move on!)
The Moral of the Story?
Houston may not have a football team for every day of the week, but they make up for it with pure enthusiasm, sizzling cuisine, and enough space exploration to make even the most die-hard football fan's head spin. So, grab your cowboy hat, fire up the grill, and get ready to cheer on Houston's gridiron gladiators (and maybe indulge in a celebratory donut or two...just for old time's sake).
