The Great Forest Lawn Census: How Many Cemeteries Can One City Handle?
Ah, Los Angeles. The land of dreams, flickering lights, and...endless cemeteries? That's right, folks, when it comes to final resting places, LA goes big. But with a name like "Forest Lawn," you might be wondering, just how many forests are we talking about here? Buckle up, because we're about to embark on a hilarious (mostly) journey to uncover the truth.
Forest Lawn: Not Your Average Spooky Graveyard
Forget dusty tombstones and creepy shadows. Forest Lawn takes cemeteries to a whole new level. Think: manicured lawns, impressive sculptures, and an atmosphere more akin to a theme park (minus the screaming rollercoasters...hopefully). This luxurious approach might explain the abundance of these sprawling memorial parks.
So, How Many Forest Lawns Are We Talking About?
Here's where things get interesting. There's not just one Forest Lawn in Los Angeles, there are actually six! Six! That's right, enough Forest Lawns to host a family reunion for the dearly departed.
- Forest Lawn Memorial-Park (Glendale): The OG of the Forest Lawns, this one boasts classic Hollywood stars like Humphrey Bogart and Elizabeth Taylor.
- Forest Lawn – Hollywood Hills: Apparently, even celebrities crave a bit of trendy flair in the afterlife. This Forest Lawn is the final resting place for modern A-listers like Carrie Fisher and Nipsey Hussle.
But wait, there's more! Our tour of Forest Lawn extravaganza continues with locations in Covina Hills, Cypress, and Long Beach. It seems like no matter where you kick the bucket in LA, there's a high-class Forest Lawn waiting to welcome you (or rather, your remains).
Why So Many Forest Lawns, Los Angeles?
One theory is that LA just loves its wide-open spaces. Maybe they ran out of room for all those mansions and movie studios? Or perhaps, Angelenos believe in providing ample real estate for their loved ones, even in the afterlife.
Whatever the reason, the abundance of Forest Lawns adds a unique flavor to the city. It's a quirky reminder that even in death, LA likes to do things in style.
So there you have it, folks! The mystery of the multiple Forest Lawns is solved. Next time you're cruising down Sunset Boulevard, take a moment to ponder the vast network of luxurious cemeteries beneath your feet. Who knows, maybe you'll even score a celebrity sighting...from the other side.
