Houston Wins: A Mystery Wrapped in Enigma, Dipped in Barbecue Sauce
Ah, Houston sports fans. We're a passionate bunch, a loyal crew... used to heartbreak, yes, but forever hopeful. So, the age-old question rolls around again: just how many games has Houston won this season?
The existential crisis strikes again!
Here's the thing, folks: with the Houston Texans, sometimes winning becomes a philosophical question. Is it a binary state, a simple win or a crushing loss? Or is it something more, something mystical, existing on a quantum plane where both outcomes are possible... simultaneously?
Schrödinger's Win: You Don't Know Until You Look
We may never truly know the answer. But hey, that's the beauty of Houston sports, right? It keeps us on our toes. Maybe they won ten games! Maybe they're chilling at the bottom of the barrel. Maybe, just maybe, they're defying logic and existing in a win-loss superposition.
Here's the Truth We Can Handle:
Look, even if the wins haven't exactly been rolling in, there are some truths we can hold onto. First, there's always next season. Right? (Okay, maybe the season after that.) But hey, at least the barbecue is fantastic, and that's a win in itself.
So chin up, Houston fans. We may not have all the answers, but we do have the spirit, the memes, and the undeniable charm of a city that just won't quit.
