The New York Jets: Champions... Uh, Are We Playing Yet?
Die-hard Jets fans (all 12 of you left), listen up! You're probably itching to know how many games our favorite green (and sometimes white) clad warriors have won this season. The answer, like the Jets' future at times, is a bit murky.
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Hold Your Horses, It's May
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Let's pump the brakes for a second. It's May, folks. Mayonnaise is at its peak, the Kentucky Derby is a distant memory, and football season is still months away. The Jets are currently busy with OTAs (Organized Team Activities), which basically involves Aaron Rodgers throwing Hail Marys and Sauce Gardner making quarterbacks regret their life choices.
Wins? We're Talking About Moral Victories Here, Buddy
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Now, if you're talking about moral victories in OTAs, the Jets are undefeated. They haven't fumbled once (shocking, we know), and the cafeteria serves a mean chicken parm. But real wins, with touchdowns and interceptions and that glorious feeling of victory... those will have to wait until September.
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Mark Your Calendars, Folks!
So, how many wins do the Jets have this year? Officially? Zero. Zilch. Nada. But if you want to get ahead of the curve, mark your calendars for September 9th. That's when the Jets take on the San Francisco 49ers in the season opener. Then, we can finally answer this question with something other than "Let's wait and see."
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FAQ: Your Burning Jets Questions Answered
- How to become a Jets fan? Easy! Just find a large paper bag and settle in for a rollercoaster ride of emotions.
- How to prepare for a Jets game? Stock up on Tums and practice your celebratory high fives (you might need them for the other team).
- How to deal with a Jets loss? Humor is key. And maybe a rewatch of the Super Bowl win... never mind.
- How to know if the Jets will make the playoffs? There's an app for that (but it might not be very accurate).
- How to stay positive as a Jets fan? Pure optimism and a healthy dose of denial. You've got this!