The Windy City's Not-So-Breezy Stats: How Many Folks Got Caught in the Crossfire in 2023?
Ah, Chicago. City of deep dish, jazz greats, and...well, let's be honest, a bit of a reputation for lead fillings of the unwanted kind. So, you're curious how many folks got sprinkled with unfortunate amounts of gunfire in 2023? Buckle up, because while the numbers are sobering, we can still add a sprinkle of humor along the way.
Did Someone Say "Fewer Bullets"?
Here's the good news (because, let's face it, there needs to be some): homicides and shootings actually dipped in 2023! We're talking a cool 13% decrease in homicides compared to the previous year. That's like, a whole baker's dozen less folks catching a stray round. Now, before you start prepping for a conga line down Michigan Avenue, hold on a sec.
Because here's the not-so-good news:
- 617 homicides still happened in 2023. That's more than enough to fill a stadium with folks who, you know, aren't cheering for the home team anymore.
- While it's a decrease, it's still higher than 13 of the past 20 years. So, it's kind of like that sweater your grandma knitted you – a step in the right direction, but maybe not quite ready for prime time.
Where'd All the Lead Rain Down?
According to the Chicago PD, things were a bit calmer in 17 out of the city's 22 police districts. Looks like some neighborhoods finally convinced Mr. Cupid to shoot arrows instead of bullets (although, let's be real, breakups can be brutal too).
The takeaway? There's progress, but there's a long way to go. Here's to hoping 2024 brings even fewer unwanted fireworks in the city that never sleeps...or, you know, gets shot at while trying to get a decent night's rest.
