Houston Texans: A Coaching Carousel More Dizzying Than J.J. Watt's Bull Rush
The Houston Texans are a team steeped in tradition. Well, maybe not tradition exactly, but a certain... dynamism when it comes to leadership on the sidelines. Unlike some franchises that cling to their head coaches like barnacles to a whale (we're looking at you, New England), the Texans have embraced a more, shall we say, rotary club approach.
So, how many brave souls have piloted the Texans ship through the often murky waters of the AFC South? Buckle up, because it's a number that might surprise you (or not, if you're a seasoned Texans fan who's used to head coach roulette).
From the Wildcat to the Recycle Bin: A Head Coaching History (Sort Of)
The Texans, as an expansion team in 2002, needed a coach. They took a gamble on Dom Capers, a defensive mastermind with a dream and a questionable goatee. Let's just say the dream didn't quite materialize (though the goatee, well, that was a different story). After four seasons that would make even the most optimistic fan reach for the tequila, Capers was shown the door.
Enter Gary Kubiak, a man whose name sounds like a type of hearty Polish stew. Kubiak brought stability (and a significant improvement in sideline fashion) to the Texans, even leading them to their first ever playoff appearance. But after a string of frustrating seasons, Kubiak himself became yesterday's news.
The Texans then went on a coaching odyssey that would make Odysseus jealous. We had the brief, but memorable, reign of Bill O'Brien, whose tenure could best be described as "intense." Then there was the ever-optimistic Romeo Crennel, who, like a motivational poster come to life, preached positivity in the face of, well, let's just say less-than-positive results.
The Latest Chapter: Will DeMeco Ryans Finally Break the Cycle?
In 2023, the Texans took a gamble on a young defensive mind: DeMeco Ryans. Texans fans, cautiously optimistic, are hoping Ryans can be the long-term solution they've been craving. But with the Texans' history, who can say for sure?
Here's the thing, though: The coaching carousel can be entertaining. It's like watching a reality show where the drama never ends. You never know who the next big personality will be, or what wacky schemes they'll cook up. So, while some teams boast about their coaching stability, the Texans can proudly say they, well, don't do boring.
Who knows, maybe this constant change is the Texans' secret sauce to future success. Or maybe it's just a recipe for more memes. Either way, it's sure to be an interesting ride.
