The Big Apple and the Big Copter Drop: A Statistical Tailspin (with a Few Near Misses)
Ah, New York City. The city that never sleeps... unless, of course, you're a helicopter with a sudden and intense desire for a dirt nap. Let's face it, the love affair between the Big Apple and whirlybirds hasn't exactly been smooth sailing. So, how many times have these rotors met their doom in a not-so-graceful ballet over the concrete jungle?
Hold onto your toupees, folks, because we're about to dive into the fascinating (and slightly terrifying) world of NYC helicopter crashes!
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Now, before you go all Chicken Little and assume the skies over New York are a warzone, the numbers aren't exactly sky-high (pun intended). There isn't a central "NYC Chopper Crash Counter" flashing neon signs, but according to some estimates, there have been at least nine crashes since 2004 alone. That's a fair few copters that decided to become permanent residents, albeit not in the way their owners envisioned.
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But wait, there's more! The body count isn't exactly cheery either. Since 1977, these rotor-related mishaps have claimed the lives of over 32 people. Ouch. So next time you see a helicopter buzzing by your window, you might be tempted to offer a silent prayer for a smooth landing (and maybe a lottery ticket for yourself, just in case).
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NYC's Top Chopper Croppers: A Rogues' Gallery (of unfortunate landings)
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- The Axa Equitable Accordion (2019): A sightseeing helicopter decided to become one with the Axa Equitable Center in Midtown. Thankfully, only the pilot took the one-way trip to the roof-top afterlife.
- The East River Dunk (2018): A doors-off photo tour went for a swim (uninvited) in the East River. Sadly, five people didn't make it out of this watery photoshoot.
- The Hudson River Hustle (2009): A mid-air game of chicken between a sightseeing helicopter and a private plane ended with a watery grave for nine people.
Those are just a few of the more...memorable (for all the wrong reasons) NYC helicopter crashes.
So, what's the takeaway from all this? Well, firstly, maybe don't plan your next romantic proposal to involve a doors-off helicopter tour. Secondly, New York City might not be the best place to perfect your helicopter landing skills (unless you're aiming for a skyscraper, which is also highly discouraged).
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How To FAQs:
- How to Avoid Becoming a Skyscraper Popsicle: Look, maybe skip the helicopter tours altogether. The subway might not be glamorous, but at least it (usually) stays on the ground.
- How to Spot a Distressed Helicopter: If you see a chopper doing some seriously wonky manoeuvres, that's a good sign something's amiss. Maybe take cover just in case (and film it for internet points, because let's be honest, we all would).
- How to Become a Helicopter Mechanic (Just Kidding, Don't Do This): Unless you have a serious death wish (and a penchant for oily wrenches), this is probably not the career path for you.
- How to Get Over Your Fear of Flying Helicopters: Honestly, exposure therapy might not be the best approach here. Stick to birdwatching, it's much less stressful.
- How to Land a Helicopter Safely (Again, Don't Try This at Home): This one requires years of training and a whole lot of guts. Leave it to the professionals, folks.
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