Houston to Kansas: How Long Does It Take to Get Your Barbecue Fix?
Ah, the age-old question that plagues the hearts (and stomachs) of Texan barbecue aficionados everywhere. You're in Houston, the undisputed king of all things smoked and delicious. But a hankering for some Kansas City burnt ends has you itching for a road trip. The only question standing between you and a meaty mecca: how many hours does it take to get to Kansas from Houston?
** Buckle Up, Buttercup: The Great Texas-Kansas Time Warp**
Now, listen here, sunshine. There's no simple answer to this. It all depends on your travel style: are you a speed demon with a lead foot or a leisurely sightseer with a playlist full of classic country tunes?
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Need for Speed: If you're channeling your inner Dale Earnhardt Jr., then strapping yourself into a rocket ship on wheels (otherwise known as a car) can get you there in about 12-14 hours. Just remember, speeding tickets are a surefire way to put a damper on your burnt ends dreams.
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The Scenic Route: For those who prefer to soak up the scenery (and maybe grab some roadside kolaches along the way), then a leisurely road trip might be your jam. Just be prepared to spend 16-18 hours or more on the road. Hey, at least you can practice your best air guitar to all that classic rock!
Taking Flight: Soaring to Flavortown in Style
But maybe you're not a fan of endless asphalt. Fear not, my friend! You can be in Kansas City, sniffing out the smokiest barbecue joints, in just around 2 hours with a plane ticket. Just remember, factor in security lines, potential layovers, and the all-important time it takes to perfect your "in-flight nap" face.
The Ultimate Test: Your Stomach's Time Zone
Now, here's the real kicker: regardless of how fast you travel, your stomach won't care. Adjusting to Kansas City time might mean that delicious barbecue dinner ends up being a late-night feast. But hey, who says good barbecue has to be conventional?
So, the answer to your burning question? It depends on your travel style and your tolerance for late-night barbecue adventures. Just remember, no matter how long it takes, that first bite of perfectly smoked meat will be well worth the wait.
P.S. While you're planning your trip, don't forget to factor in all the important things: comfy shoes for exploring, stretchy pants for all that barbecue, and maybe a designated driver (or a strong cup of coffee) if you choose the speed demon route. Happy travels (and happy eating)!
