California Border Patrol: Incoming Transmission!
Attention all units! Buckle up, because things are getting a little weird at the California border. We're picking up signs of a significant incursion, and let me tell you, it's not your usual coyote-and- acme situation.
Uh Oh, How Many Are There?
Trying to get a headcount on this one is proving tricky. Our initial estimates suggest a swarm of somewhere between 100,000 and 150,000 unidentified individuals have made a bee-line (or should that be bird-line?) for the California coastline.
Hold on, Are Those...Mime Artists?
Now, you might be thinking, "illegal border crossings? Sounds serious," and you'd be right. But this ain't your typical drug-running, flashlight-wielding scene. Our recon team is reporting something...well, unexpected. It appears we're dealing with an invasion of mime artists. Yes, you read that right. A silent army of performers has descended upon the border, and they're not giving anything away. Not a whisper, not a wave, not even the slightest dramatic hand gesture.
This One's Gonna Be a Doozy
Dispatch has been notified, and let me tell you, they're as confused as we are. This is definitely a first for the California Border Patrol. We're deploying extra units, but how exactly do you negotiate with a bunch of mimes? Are they escaping a bad review? Is this some kind of silent protest? The possibilities are frankly, terrifying.
Stay Tuned for Further Updates...
We'll keep you posted as this situation unfolds. In the meantime, if you see a mime suspiciously close to the beach, try not to make eye contact, and for the love of all things dramatic, do not attempt to mime back. This one is going to require all the wits (and maybe some improv skills) we can muster.
