The Big Apple and the Undocumented: Counting Sheepsheads in the City
So, you're curious about the secret squirrel population of New York City? I mean, the undocumented immigrants, not actual squirrels (though those guys are pretty darn good at finding pizza crusts).
Finding an exact number is trickier than navigating rush hour on a subway. These folks, by definition, aren't exactly lining up to be counted. But fear not, intrepid investigator, we've got some estimates that are more reliable than a fortune cookie prediction.
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| How Many Illegal Immigrants In New York City Today |
The Great Undocumented Census Caper
The most recent data we have is from 2019, which tells us there were approximately 476,000 undocumented immigrants living their best New York lives. That's a hefty chunk of people, and like a good bagel with schmear, it's a number that's been shrinking over the past decade.
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But Why All the Secrecy? Let's Break it Down
There are a bunch of reasons why someone might be undocumented. Maybe they came to the US as a child and haven't gotten around to the paperwork (thanks, bureaucracy!). Perhaps they overstayed a visa, lured by the siren song of cheap pizza and Broadway tickets. Whatever the reason, the lack of documents makes them hesitant to wave a big "Hey, I'm undocumented" flag.
Fun with Numbers: Because Everything's Better with Pie Charts (Not Really)
Now, before you start picturing a city overrun with secret shadow people, here's some perspective: those 476,000 undocumented folks make up about 6% of New York City's total population. That's roughly the same number of people who wear Yankees hats unironically (okay, maybe that was a low blow).
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Frequently Asked Questions (Because the Internet Never Sleeps):
How to Spot an Undocumented Immigrant?
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There's no secret handshake or special decoder ring. Undocumented immigrants are just normal folks trying to live their lives.
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How to Become Friends with an Undocumented Immigrant?
Be a good neighbor! Strike up a conversation, share a slice (or two) of pizza, and treat them with respect.
How to Help Undocumented Immigrants?
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There are many organizations that advocate for and support undocumented communities. You can volunteer your time or donate to a worthy cause.
How to Count Sheep... I Mean, Undocumented Immigrants... Myself?
Unless you have a government-issued sheep counter license (which is a thing... probably), leave it to the professionals.
How to Get the Best Pizza in New York City?
This, my friend, is a question that requires extensive research and taste testing. But hey, maybe you can enlist the help of your new undocumented friend who totally knows the hidden gems!
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