The Great Chicago Flood of... Just Kidding, It's Raining Normally
Hold onto your hats, folks, cause Chicago is being drowned in a whole lotta... checks notes ...Lake Michigan.
That's right, folks, it's a rainy day in Chicago. But before you start stocking up on sandbags and building an ark, let's get down to the real nitty-gritty of this precipitation situation.
How Much Rain Are We Really Talking About?
Now, I'm no meteorologist (although I can sure hold my own with a spoon and a keen eye on the clouds), but according to my highly scientific equipment, Chicago has been blessed with approximately 3.57 inches of rain.
Yes, you read that right. 3.57 whole inches. That's practically a waterfall compared to... well, compared to nothing, really. It's just a normal amount of rain.
Is This Cause for Alarm?
Absolutely not! Unless your idea of an alarm is the happy honking of ducks on their morning commute. In that case, then yes, sound the alarm!
For the rest of us, this is just your standard Chicago sprinkle. A little rain to liven up the day, keep the flowers happy, and give those windshields a much-needed scrubbing.
Stay Tuned for Further Updates...
Or, you know, you could just look outside your window.
But hey, if you're looking for more exciting weather news, maybe I can whip up a report on the upcoming migration patterns of local pigeons... now that would be a story!
