The Great Chicago Snow Debacle of... May 10th?
Ah, Chicago. City of wind, deep dish pizza, and... unexpected snow in May? You might be wondering, with a shiver running down your spine (because, let's face it, even thinking about snow in May is a bit chilly), just how many inches of the white stuff are Chicagoans supposed to brace themselves for this coming Friday?
Hold onto your hats (because apparently, you might need them in May): There. Will. Be. No. Snow.
That's right, folks. You can put away the shovels, the snow boots, and the existential dread that always seems to accompany a surprise snowfall. This Friday, May 10th, looks to be a pleasant affair with mostly sunny skies and a high near 61 degrees Fahrenheit.
But wait, I hear you cry, dramatic flair and all, "What about the reports of a looming blizzard? The whispers of a winter wonderland in May?"
Fear not, fellow drama queens (and kings)! Those reports were likely fueled by a combination of leftover winter blues and a mischievous weatherman with a penchant for stirring the pot.
In all seriousness, there might be a chance of a few showers late Friday night, but that's about as exciting as watching paint dry (unless, of course, you're a particularly enthusiastic paint-drying enthusiast).
So, what can you expect this Friday in Chicago?
- Sunshine (because, frankly, everyone needs a little Vitamin D after that long winter)
- Warmer temperatures (perfect for strolling along the lakefront without numb toes)
- A distinct lack of snow (meaning you can finally wear those cute sandals you've been eyeing)
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some sunscreen to slather on and a sidewalk cafe to find. May in Chicago might not be the winter wonderland some of us yearn for, but hey, at least it won't be a snowmageddon, either.
