Baby Watch: The Not-So-Mysterious Case of Marques Houston's Offspring
Ah, Marques Houston. The man, the myth, the melody that soundtracked our childhood crushes. But lately, the whispers haven't been about his latest R&B jams (although, can we get a new album, please?). The real question on everyone's mind is: how many mini-Marques Houstons are running around these days?
From Solo Act to Dad of Two: A Timeline
For years, Marques flew solo in the fatherhood department. Then, in December 2021, the plot twist we all needed: bam! Baby Zara Houston entered the chat. Let's be honest, the internet collectively cooed at the pictures of tiny human perfection.
But Marques wasn't done there. Apparently, the "Happy Me" singer is living by the lyrics, because December 2023 brought another bundle of joy: a son named Greyson! Seems Marques is building his own Houston family band, one adorable kid at a time.
The Math is Simple (Unless You Ask Drake)
So, to answer the burning question: Marques Houston has two children, daughter Zara and son Greyson. There you have it, folks. No Illuminati conspiracies, no secret twins under wraps (although, come on, wouldn't baby Marques and baby Marques be the cutest thing ever?).
What's Next for the Houston Brood?
Will Marques become a father-of-five by the time we hit 2030? Only time will tell. But one thing's for sure: we'll be here, cheering him on (and maybe sending some parenting tips his way, because let's be real, raising two toddlers is no joke).
In the meantime, let's shower Marques and his wife Miya with virtual congratulations and maybe a basket full of tiny microphones (because, hello, future musical prodigies!).